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Men end up with inflated bellies over theft
kadonye
#1 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:23:06 PM
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In Kangundo. 2 thieves confess their evil ways after kufura tumbo big time. Chungeni mpango wa kando pia. Other parts could fura as well.
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Jus Blazin
#2 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:28:19 PM
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kadonye wrote:
In Kangundo. 2 thieves confess their evil ways after kufura tumbo big time. Chungeni mpango wa kando pia. Other parts could fura as well.

What?? Those bellies were humongous!! No amount of nyamchom or beer could make them look like that. Uchawi kweli.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
vinii
#3 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:46:15 PM
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...waaaaaaaaah, those bellies looked like inflated baloons....
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
Jus Blazin
#4 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 10:15:00 PM
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It must be hard being a thief in Ukambani.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
oteve
#5 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 7:35:41 AM
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what a punishment for just stealing a nokia 3310 surely is it worth it?
Seeders
#6 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 7:58:04 AM
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now that almost every kenyan politician has a huge belly, could it be....?
KenSaf
#7 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 8:11:44 AM
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How do those things work. I don't believe witchcraft
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anasazi
#8 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:05:18 AM
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Weka link. Didnt get the news!
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#9 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:27:22 AM
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anasazi wrote:
Weka link. Didnt get the news!


.....Thought Citizen TV was now the official source of news!!!
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#10 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:32:53 AM
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@Kensaf, try stealing something from that Mganga lady's place. You may change your mind...
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
kadonye
#11 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:36:11 AM
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KenSaf wrote:
How do those things work. I don't believe witchcraft

Witchcraft exists whether you believe it or not. The Bible itself alludes to the fact that people can do extraordinary things through witchcraft. King Saul, the first Israelite king consulted a witch who helped him bring up prophet Samuel spirit from the dead.
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Tommy
#12 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 9:49:46 AM
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Hehehe, Uchawi!!! BTW is it true that the ability to become a mchawi is inherited?
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McReggae
#13 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:06:24 AM
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Tommy wrote:
Hehehe, Uchawi!!! BTW is it true that the ability to become a mchawi is inherited?


...even transfered through marriage!!!
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Wendz
#14 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:07:44 AM
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Seeders wrote:
now that almost every kenyan politician has a huge belly, could it be....?


mmmmmmh.. getting ideas here.... why cant this lady work together with PLO and we wont have to spend millions investigating the obvious? May be it will be a good way, really really good way to curb corruption.....

i dont believe in uchawi either but i will never expose myself to test if it works or not....
kadonye
#15 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 10:30:06 AM
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Goodpeople, witchcraft exists but it is evil even when used for a positive end.

The following is an extract from 1 sam 28

Saul and the Medium at Endor
3 Now Samuel was dead, and all Israel had mourned for him and buried him in his own town of Ramah. Saul had expelled the mediums and spiritists from the land.

4 The Philistines assembled and came and set up camp at Shunem, while Saul gathered all Israel and set up camp at Gilboa. 5 When Saul saw the Philistine army, he was afraid; terror filled his heart. 6 He inquired of the LORD, but the LORD did not answer him by dreams or Urim or prophets. 7 Saul then said to his attendants, “Find me a woman who is a medium, so I may go and inquire of her.”

“There is one in Endor,” they said.

8 So Saul disguised himself, putting on other clothes, and at night he and two men went to the woman. “Consult a spirit for me,” he said, “and bring up for me the one I name.”

9 But the woman said to him, “Surely you know what Saul has done. He has cut off the mediums and spiritists from the land. Why have you set a trap for my life to bring about my death?”

10 Saul swore to her by the LORD, “As surely as the LORD lives, you will not be punished for this.”

11 Then the woman asked, “Whom shall I bring up for you?”

“Bring up Samuel,” he said.

12 When the woman saw Samuel, she cried out at the top of her voice and said to Saul, “Why have you deceived me? You are Saul!”

13 The king said to her, “Don’t be afraid. What do you see?”

The woman said, “I see a ghostly figure[a] coming up out of the earth.”

14 “What does he look like?” he asked.

“An old man wearing a robe is coming up,” she said.

Then Saul knew it was Samuel, and he bowed down and prostrated himself with his face to the ground.

15 Samuel said to Saul, “Why have you disturbed me by bringing me up?”

“I am in great distress,” Saul said. “The Philistines are fighting against me, and God has departed from me. He no longer answers me, either by prophets or by dreams. So I have called on you to tell me what to do.”

16 Samuel said, “Why do you consult me, now that the LORD has departed from you and become your enemy? 17 The LORD has done what he predicted through me. The LORD has torn the kingdom out of your hands and given it to one of your neighbors—to David. 18 Because you did not obey the LORD or carry out his fierce wrath against the Amalekites, the LORD has done this to you today. 19 The LORD will deliver both Israel and you into the hands of the Philistines, and tomorrow you and your sons will be with me. The LORD will also give the army of Israel into the hands of the Philistines.”

20 Immediately Saul fell full length on the ground, filled with fear because of Samuel’s words. His strength was gone, for he had eaten nothing all that day and all that night.
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
kadonye
#16 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:25:46 AM
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Here's the footage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVuw_D75hw4
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Karema Hiti
#17 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 12:35:13 PM
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If all of us could eat the fruit of the spirit by following God's commands, and when we fall we confess it to Him, then against such there would be no law (Galatians 5:22).
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#18 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 1:36:35 PM
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Wendz wrote:
Seeders wrote:
now that almost every kenyan politician has a huge belly, could it be....?


mmmmmmh.. getting ideas here.... why cant this lady work together with PLO and we wont have to spend millions investigating the obvious? May be it will be a good way, really really good way to curb corruption.....

i dont believe in uchawi either but i will never expose myself to test if it works or not....


Someone once told me that if I believe in God then I must believe in Satan and by extension uchawi. In this instance I think the two fellows after their success in the first reported theft went on and stole something which they ate and their respective bellies never quite agreed with that stolen 'food'.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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#19 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 2:21:05 PM
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can a doctor comment on this please
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#20 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 3:52:46 PM
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lol! it's like walking around with a barrel for your thorax. kwanza that 19yr old bugger. he must have taken time to confess!LOL . that other mzee had stretched mpaka he was speakin like a chick. should hire that mchawi for the MPigs in Parliament, wavimbe vizuri smile
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