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Ladies, some advice
dossy7
#31 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 2:54:29 PM
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Surealligator wrote:
K22 wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
@k22 lol! Kumbe ni empty threats hehe


Haha am set and ready for cold war next week... not this week... You also know it will be a serious matter if landing rights are to be revoked this early....


@K22

Women never fail to amaze me. At Rangers, this guy was being asked to go home by mama with some milk and as an after thought added choma to the request.

On the milk issue, he said that was okay but choma issue was like,

Murume: "Nikikuja nayo nitakula?"

Mama: ........ could not hear what she was saying.

Murume: "Maziwa ni lazima nikuje nayo lakini choma, utanipa"

I did my complex mathematics and only one item was emerging at the end of the funnel.

The utanipa was:

a)Choma
b)Milk
c)Tusker
d)Asante

It is evident it was the choma, but why not eat half of it before getting home ama mama is soo kari....


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Why would you want to eat half the choma before getting home
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
Impunity
#32 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 6:45:48 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Valentines is an excuse for the love industry - makers of wines, flowers (coloured weeds?), teddy tunyaus, chocos, to push up sales.
I would rather show my loved one true love anytime of the 365 days o the year.

BTW, by buying chocos, mayb u r playing a part in helping prop up Gbagbo since the only reason the West are not imposing wide-ranging sanctions is that the western co.'s need Coted'Ivoire's huge cocoa production as raw materials to make their chocos heheeeeee...


What is teddy tunyaus?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Jus Blazin
#33 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 6:59:01 PM
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The problem with Valentines is it that it comes after the driest month of the year. But question is, is it only dudes who are supposed to do something for the women, or the dude can actually sit back and let the lady be proactive. Love is two way...
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
vinii
#34 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 7:55:22 PM
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...i want to surprise her with some red 'strings' - hopefully my landing rights will be enhanced..
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
raszag
#35 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 8:09:46 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
Valentines is an excuse for the love industry - makers of wines, flowers (coloured weeds?), teddy tunyaus, chocos, to push up sales.
I would rather show my loved one true love anytime of the 365 days o the year.

BTW, by buying chocos, mayb u r playing a part in helping prop up Gbagbo since the only reason the West are not imposing wide-ranging sanctions is that the western co.'s need Coted'Ivoire's huge cocoa production as raw materials to make their chocos heheeeeee...


What is teddy tunyaus?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Teddy = teddy bares
Tunyau = kyk for pussycat

Combine the two and you get = Cute pussycat teddy bares
Hardwork, Smartness & Humility = Successful and Happy life...Jipange sasa hivi
kadonye
#36 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:00:44 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
The problem with Valentines is it that it comes after the driest month of the year. But question is, is it only dudes who are supposed to do something for the women, or the dude can actually sit back and let the lady be proactive. Love is two way...

as someone said, This is International Womens Day
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Jus Blazin
#37 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:22:47 PM
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raszag wrote:
Teddy = teddy bares
Tunyau = kyk for pussycat

Combine the two and you get = Cute pussycat teddy bares

Wewe. Bares or bears????
Bares means becomes naked, amont others.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Jus Blazin
#38 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:24:30 PM
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kadonye wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
The problem with Valentines is it that it comes after the driest month of the year. But question is, is it only dudes who are supposed to do something for the women, or the dude can actually sit back and let the lady be proactive. Love is two way...

as someone said, This is International Womens Day

Wololo! Haiya. Pole to the dudes whose women subscribe religiously to such days.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
bwenyenye
#39 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:04:42 AM
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Guys,

mimi napanga kujisahaulisha this day...

damn, I just remembered sitatoboa... How can I remember my daughter's birthday and forget huyo mwingine...d'oh!

Kama mbaya mbaya au sio?
I Think Therefore I Am
Ms Mkenya
#40 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 3:09:52 PM
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Gentlemen,

The way you treat a lady all year long (especially in between Valentines, Birthdays, Christmas etc) is what determines how she feels and thus responds to you....

So don't sweat the small stuff. If you have been treating her well and you are broke on Monday, she will understand. I would. After all, love is two way as @Jus Blazin said.
....above all, to stand.
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