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KenyanLyrics
#1 Posted : Monday, February 07, 2011 10:49:26 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Avoid arguments with your boyfriends this week. They will use any excuse to demand some 'time off' and escape the upcoming obligations Laughing out loudly
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Jus Blazin
#2 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 9:20:41 AM
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To some ladies, this is called strengths of a woman; the art of deception. This is the time she'll argue with the dude to a point of the dude being compelled he needs to make up with her.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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K22
#3 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 10:25:01 AM
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Location: illobi
@KenyanLyrics, when did 'Valentines' celebration or whatever it is become a Mans obligation? Must i take you for expensive dinner or buy expensive gifts on a day imposed on us just to prove i love? ABK!

This year am buying nothing and taking her nowhere, Am ready to see & face the consequences.... anyway kwani what the worst she can do? Angel


PS: I hope she's not a wazua 'guest'... Pray

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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simonkabz
#4 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 10:39:11 AM
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@k22 lol! Kumbe ni empty threats hehe
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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kenmac
#5 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 10:57:41 AM
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thank God, valentines will be on a Monday........
of course work comes first....
......Ecclesiastes
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 11:02:49 AM
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Location: Masada
Thank God its gonna be a Monday;what you deed to do is from jobbo at around 6pm, just hit a trailer from behind,break a bonnet kidogo tu then engage in argument with the traoler driver for 1 hour,call sweetie and tell her u r involved in accident,by the time u sought out the matter it will be 9pm,Valentine is gone.

Tomorrow repair the car for say 2K, save 8K you would have spend on Val's day.Buy her a 1K present and a huge chocolate(1K) she could not finish for a week....SAVE MONEY PLUS HEADACHE.

Applause Applause
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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K22
#7 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 11:06:51 AM
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Location: illobi
simonkabz wrote:
@k22 lol! Kumbe ni empty threats hehe


Haha am set and ready for cold war next week... not this week... You also know it will be a serious matter if landing rights are to be revoked this early....

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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McReggae
#8 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 11:07:47 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
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Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
Thank God its gonna be a Monday;what you deed to do is from jobbo at around 6pm, just hit a trailer from behind,break a bonnet kidogo tu then engage in argument with the traoler driver for 1 hour,call sweetie and tell her u r involved in accident,by the time u sought out the matter it will be 9pm,Valentine is gone.

Tomorrow repair the car for say 2K, save 8K you would have spend on Val's day.Buy her a 1K present and a huge chocolate(1K) she could not finish for a week....SAVE MONEY PLUS HEADACHE.

Applause Applause


How cheap and dumb.....lol!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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milken
#9 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 11:09:09 AM
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Location: Nairobi
@Impunity
Why don't you change your name to Ingenuity?
Itari muting'oe ihuragwo ngi ni Ngai
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brav
#10 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 11:13:09 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
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Laughing out loudly AND THAT'S THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ST.USER LOL

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Thank God its gonna be a Monday;what you deed to do is from jobbo at around 6pm, just hit a trailer from behind,break a bonnet kidogo tu then engage in argument with the traoler driver for 1 hour,call sweetie and tell her u r involved in accident,by the time u sought out the matter it will be 9pm,Valentine is gone.

Tomorrow repair the car for say 2K, save 8K you would have spend on Val's day.Buy her a 1K present and a huge chocolate(1K) she could not finish for a week....SAVE MONEY PLUS HEADACHE.
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