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Business Idea - Wife
Mercie
#1 Posted : Thursday, February 03, 2011 10:32:38 PM
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Adapted from: http://amezidi.wordpress...11/02/03/business-idea/

I saw this business proposal which actually made a lot of sense especially in these mututho days.

Since I cannot stop drinking it’s a good idea to start a bar at home. I’ll will give my wife Kshs 2,160/- to kick start the business. This will get her one crate of Tusker (@90 x 24) which she can sell to me at 160 making a profit Kshs 1680 which she should put in the bank while re-investing the original capital.

Now am known to consumer roughly 2 crates/week hence she will have Kshs 3360/- weekly (or approx Kshs 13,440 monthly or Kshs 161, 280/- yearly) in profits.

If I live for 10 years (and my liver probably bails out on me) she will have Kshs 1,612,800/- plus interest which is enough to give me a decent burial and bring up the kids (if any) and may be clear the mortgage and use the remainder as her contribution on her wedding to a decent man.

Now how to convince her…. Hmmmm
Go borrow vessels!
XSK
#2 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 11:57:23 AM
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Mercie wrote:
Adapted from: http://amezidi.wordpress...11/02/03/business-idea/

I saw this business proposal which actually made a lot of sense especially in these mututho days.

Since I cannot stop drinking it’s a good idea to start a bar at home. I’ll will give my wife Kshs 2,160/- to kick start the business. This will get her one crate of Tusker (@90 x 24) which she can sell to me at 160 making a profit Kshs 1680 which she should put in the bank while re-investing the original capital.

Now am known to consumer roughly 2 crates/week hence she will have Kshs 3360/- weekly (or approx Kshs 13,440 monthly or Kshs 161, 280/- yearly) in profits.

If I live for 10 years (and my liver probably bails out on me) she will have Kshs 1,612,800/- plus interest which is enough to give me a decent burial and bring up the kids (if any) and may be clear the mortgage and use the remainder as her contribution on her wedding to a decent man.

Now how to convince her…. Hmmmm


Now how do you even start thinking along search lines? This is wazua! Anything goes!
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Elder
#3 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 5:56:25 PM
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I would wager that you came up with this business idea while drunk.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
Ceinz
#4 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 6:34:06 PM
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What a nice joke.
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mgeman
#5 Posted : Friday, February 04, 2011 7:56:53 PM
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Mercie, have you thought of expanding? Maybe two or three friends only be careful in your choice of guys. Some might start getting ideas about your wifieDrool
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kenmac
#6 Posted : Saturday, February 05, 2011 1:37:19 PM
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mercie...must be a lady!!!!

disclimer on your business....no body enjoys gututhwo alone....increase clients
......Ecclesiastes
K22
#7 Posted : Monday, February 07, 2011 9:24:32 AM
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Mercie said this ,business idea' was adopted from a blog by in excess (http://amezidi.wordpress...11/02/03/business-idea/)why are people assuming she's the author and directing 'advise' her way?

@Mercie thanks for sharing, that dude is hilarious...... reading some of his older post, he is trully in excess!!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
dossy7
#8 Posted : Monday, February 07, 2011 12:38:50 PM
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Nice line of thought only that people drink to socialize not to just kunywa phombe
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Jus Blazin
#9 Posted : Monday, February 07, 2011 7:03:15 PM
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@Mercie, BTW. How to get rich or die trying...
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Tommy
#10 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 2:48:47 PM
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Nobody enjoys to drink alone, so quit your funny ideas.
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2012
#11 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 5:18:29 PM
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Tommy wrote:
Nobody enjoys to drink alone, so quit your funny ideas.


So you invite friends and guess what? Profits triple!smile

Another advantage is - you won't be Mututhod.

BBI will solve it
:)
christy
#12 Posted : Tuesday, February 08, 2011 11:57:54 PM
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and to protect your wifes earnings take an umash death policy which will handle all your funeral expenses!
Mercie
#13 Posted : Wednesday, February 09, 2011 2:48:02 AM
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K22 wrote:
Mercie said this ,business idea' was adopted from a blog by in excess (http://amezidi.wordpress...11/02/03/business-idea/)why are people assuming she's the author and directing 'advise' her way?

@Mercie thanks for sharing, that dude is hilarious...... reading some of his older post, he is trully in excess!!


You are welcome! At least someone read the post in it's entirety. You are right Xs is hilarious.

@All, just for laughs
Go borrow vessels!
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