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Stealth
#61 Posted : Wednesday, December 08, 2010 7:30:07 PM
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On a certain long distance truck
'usimalize kuni kwa kuchemsha nazi.'
On another one 'kama kuoga ni usafi taulo lachafukani'
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Mwananichi
#62 Posted : Wednesday, December 08, 2010 8:20:08 PM
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On a namba 9, Hakuna stage ya 'hapo dere'
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danas10
#63 Posted : Thursday, December 09, 2010 3:15:30 PM
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on a personal vehicle: "Do not steal, the goverment hates competition"
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nostoppingthis
#64 Posted : Thursday, December 09, 2010 3:59:13 PM
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danas10 wrote:
on a personal vehicle: "Do not steal, the goverment hates competition"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly nice one. @newfarer should enjoy this one...
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kadonye
#65 Posted : Thursday, December 09, 2010 4:39:09 PM
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On the boot of an vehicle: SEE YOU SOON OVERTAKER, I AM THE UNDERTAKER
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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bwenyenye
#66 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 6:22:31 PM
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On a mat on Limuru rd. " Kipofu hachezi kamari'
I Think Therefore I Am
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Jus Blazin
#67 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 6:29:29 PM
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On a personal vehicle: "Do not drink and drive...But smoke weed and fly"
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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mjuaji wa stocks
#68 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:22:24 PM
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in a ma3 .... I AM THE ONE THAT YOUR MAMA WARNED YOU ABOUT!! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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selah
#69 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:40:18 PM
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kama chips ni waru

crips ni gwacii
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
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Impunity
#70 Posted : Wednesday, January 19, 2011 3:48:57 PM
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kadonye wrote:
On the boot of an vehicle: SEE YOU SOON OVERTAKER, I AM THE UNDERTAKER


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Applause Applause Applause Applause

So creative and thought provoking, I hope the undertaker moves fairly fast, otherwise it will be so unfair to the overtaker.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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MaichBlack
#71 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 7:34:53 AM
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Overheard

Yesterday was January 54th!!

He he he. Guys are that broke!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rahatupu
#72 Posted : Friday, January 28, 2011 9:06:33 AM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Unajifanya Rose Muhando ubebwe na nani?


@Balzing, Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hii ni kali sana!
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Forester
#73 Posted : Monday, January 31, 2011 2:32:24 PM
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Dere in wazimu,
Konda ni moto,
Usilete stress kwa gari!
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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