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Psychos in this town
Wendz
#61 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:05:47 PM
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cmk wrote:
KADUSI wrote:
Wonder what the world is turning to.During our years those things were unheard of


@kadusi,which days are those??old testament days???


@cmk... Ask him/her... because i also thought i belong to those years..... The guy is kindu 50 (slight lower than my years but still kinda same age group/set whichever).... so he must be of 'before' @kadusi's years...
leona
#62 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:13:09 PM
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Location: Marsabit
everlasting wrote:
I have just remembered this other mad one. I once had to work on a sato and as i walked to the bus stop ( you have to walk like 1KM) saw this dude who i thought was taking a leak kwa fence.. then he started shaking his landing gear and psssssss me i ran like hell.. and it was on a sat afternoon the path was a bit deserted. And it seems he frequents that place because another lady at work gave the same story.. it happened as she came to work in the morning.. though she said that he must thought her crazy since she stared lol..


@Everlasting
LOL! you've met too many of these buggers! Please invest in a compass/divider or a pliers.. and the next time you bump into one of these guys doing such stuff,raise the alarm and be the first to 'cast the stone' AKA finya his pinetree until you leave a mark that will remind him of his 'sins' in futuresmile

And btw,your story above reminds me of some guy who did the exact same thing to me(removing his thing and psssss'ing me) sometime back while i was a young gal living in Umoja. And it was jioni someplace near 'Caltex'. I ran like i'd seen hell.......!!
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
KADUSI
#63 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:55:16 PM
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@Wendz -70s
Wendz
#64 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 4:25:31 PM
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KADUSI wrote:
@Wendz -70s


Weee... sijafika hapo bado.... nakatalia hapo fifte fae this year 56 but am good with it.... i have enjoyed every bit of it.... so, you see mimi ni wa siku zile.
drake
#65 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 4:39:56 PM
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It's called "Exhibitionism"

1. For some offenders, it’s a mental illness and the thrill of it is actually in watching the ‘facial expression’ after getting caught “choking the chicken”.

Links:
http://exhibitionistpost.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhibitionism

2. Others are just being naughty. That these cases seem to be on the increase suggests these guys have an acceptable success/conversion rate....where they find a willing/passive “participant” or are able to get away with it. Failure to “raise alarm” out of fear and/or embarrassment probably encourages this behavior.

3. This might be controversial, but if you could get time-series data on the minimum amount of cloth/fabric (square metres) that has (i) been "considered acceptable for purposes of covering a woman’s body” or (ii) that has constituted “Kenya Uniform” for Nairobi and then run a regression with data for number of sexual offenses reported in the same region for the period….... well you wouldn’t be too surprised by the results. (of course there are other variables involved)

....For example, when was the last time you saw someone in a petticoat or "Mother’s Union" undergarments? Nowadays it’s all about plunging necklines and showing some flesh (don't use weather as an excuse, Arabs live in the desert). "Men" that have poor oo zero skills in courtship are bound to resort to other ways to gratify themselves including but not limited to the subject of this discussion. Please note that I am not speaking for them.

Magigi
#66 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 4:45:01 PM
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@Kadonye
...asanda...tuko kabisa!
vinii
#67 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 10:28:56 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Hello good people...Magigi is back! Happy new year...thoug belatedly. Was in the village attending to other matters which I will share later. But good to be back.

...and now back to the issue at hand. Pole @Wendz for being around there as some people were doing a scene shoot of their next porn movie!!!

...Afew months back I did talk about bluetooth sex or wireless sex. I was at KCB Kencom when I saw a guy look at a scantily dressed lady for 20 mins (guess the 20 mins was foreplay) and also paring his device (landing gear) with the other device (airport). After afew more minutes, I saw the guy appear like he is being electrocuted. Being an Aid worker and always saving lives, I rushed to see what was up. Just as I was getting to where he was I heard him utter something like 'oh shit', that was REAL real nice!!! I asked him what...but told me not to mind...He had messed himself seriously!
...In the case of Wendz, I think the guy had a swell time since he paired one device with two...so it was thReesome!!!
...Ladies watch out when a man looks at u two or more times...he is pairing devices!!!
...But dont worry ladies. I am on the verge of as breakthrough in designing an underwear that will aid you in knowing when a man is about to pair his device with yours and vuna where he did not sow! If you wnat to place some orders, please contact @INTELLIGETSIA.
........@magigi, in this digital era i would have expected you to come up with a better invention e.g an alert via the mobile phone as soon as pairing starts..
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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