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Psychos in this town
Bree
#51 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 1:20:54 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Bree,
I also noted that you let this guy continue for so long......??????


Call it naivety...but to me i thot the dude was sound asleep after a long day, only after i caught him did i realise his motives, and even the reasons why he had ignored the 63 seats in the bus.

@kandonye...wamama wa soko dealt with him appropriately. one of them even tried to hit the already rosen pinetree ouch
YesuWangu
#52 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 1:25:07 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Hello good people...Magigi is back! Happy new year...thoug belatedly. Was in the village attending to other matters which I will share later. But good to be back.

...and now back to the issue at hand. Pole @Wendz for being around there as some people were doing a scene shoot of their next porn movie!!!

...Afew months back I did talk about bluetooth sex or wireless sex. I was at KCB Kencom when I saw a guy look at a scantily dressed lady for 20 mins (guess the 20 mins was foreplay) and also paring his device (landing gear) with the other device (airport). After afew more minutes, I saw the guy appear like he is being electrocuted. Being an Aid worker and always saving lives, I rushed to see what was up. Just as I was getting to where he was I heard him utter something like 'oh shit', that was REAL real nice!!! I asked him what...but told me not to mind...He had messed himself seriously!
...In the case of Wendz, I think the guy had a swell time since he paired one device with two...so it was thReesome!!!
...Ladies watch out when a man looks at u two or more times...he is pairing devices!!!
...But dont worry ladies. I am on the verge of as breakthrough in designing an underwear that will aid you in knowing when a man is about to pair his device with yours and vuna where he did not sow! If you wnat to place some orders, please contact @INTELLIGETSIA.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
everlasting
#53 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 1:31:59 PM
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@ Wendz was this guy dark about 5ft? Some time last year, i had to wait for my sister and she took forever to get to town, in fact she made me wait for more than three hours. After window shopping and doing as much as could on a Saturday, i decided to wait for her near Co-op Haille Selassie. I went to sit at the benches facing the bomb blast place. We were three women seated on a bench when this dirty looking man came and sat between me and one of the ladies. He looked like he hadn't changed clothes in three days, was dressed in a cream white overcoat and 'farmers' cap and was carrying a green paper bag, with some kidogo stuff in it. My antennae shot up the moment he sat down but i only thought he was a petty thief so i held on to my hand bag tightly. I was done watching love birds at the memorial site through the fence so my attention shifted to this man.He sat down and placed the paper bag on his lap. After a few minutes he ruffled the paper bag like he was getting something to eat from it. He continued doing that and the noise irritated me, i wondered why he coudn't just get whatever it is he was removing and quit with the noise. He kept doing this and as i leaned on the bench i peeped from the corner of my eyes to see he had unzipped his trouser and was having his good time. I was dressed very decently, in a round skirt, below my knees nothing tight or revealing. I stood up immediately and pulled the other two ladies to get out of there. This pychos are in town... Watch out!!!
Njung'e
#54 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 1:57:34 PM
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@Everlasting,
This getting really scary!!....Someone gotta get guts to kick this guy very hard while on the act!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
bwenyenye
#55 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 2:03:16 PM
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Wendz, Everlasting... poleni sana. This is very shocking .. eish Jameni... hadharani tu una ninii...Why don't you scream abit like @ Bree and I am sure men will teach him a lesson.
I Think Therefore I Am
Wendz
#56 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 2:04:30 PM
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everlasting wrote:
@ Wendz was this guy dark about 5ft?


oooh, pole. as someone said, i now think its not what they see, its what they imagine.

yes, this dude was around that height, dark yes but he was clean.. he as actually official - in a suit and a tie- jacket of which he had removed. may be that's why we couldnt even suspect anything and thought it was just another kenyan waiting to board the many buses. mind you, he was standing because we were also standing next to the newspaper stand.
kadonye
#57 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 2:17:03 PM
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crazy stuff.Pray Pray

There was such a case on a Thika Rd Mat sometimme back.The guy had even chucked his thing and was showing it to a madam seated next to him
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
kadonye
#58 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 2:28:14 PM
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@magigi, karibu!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
everlasting
#59 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 2:38:40 PM
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I have just remembered this other mad one. I once had to work on a sato and as i walked to the bus stop ( you have to walk like 1KM) saw this dude who i thought was taking a leak kwa fence.. then he started shaking his landing gear and psssssss me i ran like hell.. and it was on a sat afternoon the path was a bit deserted. And it seems he frequents that place because another lady at work gave the same story.. it happened as she came to work in the morning.. though she said that he must thought her crazy since she stared lol..
cmk
#60 Posted : Tuesday, January 18, 2011 3:00:19 PM
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KADUSI wrote:
Wonder what the world is turning to.During our years those things were unheard of


@kadusi,which days are those??old testament days???
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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