Dod wrote:Someone beeped me. I did not know the no so I ignored. The same no beeped again after about 10 mins.
Finally he called:
Me: Hello
Caller: Tumelipwa tuku uwe.
Me: Mmelipwa pesa ngapi?
Caller: Elfu mia tano.
Me: Jinga, mfanye haraka.
I am still alive 3 months later.
reminds me of this other one ....
guy sends a message (by mistake) with some code.
calls back later, introduces himself as James and claims the code is for clearing some containers at the Port and that its very confidential. please delete that sms.
kubaff calls the following day claiming he's managed to 'clear' the containers. He's so happy i deleted the sms coz the containers were worth 20 milli and the fact that i didnt attempt to clear the goods myself (defraud the jackass)means am a very good guy. Says as a sign of appreciation dude will give me a brand new motorbike. Since he's in mombasa he requests me to sms him my names so he can register the motorbike in my names.
Day 2, dude calls me around ten/eleven and tells me the bike is now in my names and that it will be delivered to me the following day. Meanwhile he'll will be flying in from msa in the evening and would like us to meet for coffee as he hands over the reg docs for the bike...and as we get to know each other.
tik tok tik tok....at around 6pm, dude tells me he's missed his flight but he will come by road we meet the following day.
Day 3, i receive a call from a guy who claims to be the OCS for some place just past Voi claiming that James was involved in an accident and since the vehicle had no insurance cover, he's been arrested. They have charged him 35k and since he had no cash with him, James has requested that i send 35k to the OCS and that we'll sort it out when he gets to Nairobi.....
brary fool!!