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Terrorized by a female mosquito in my car
Impunity
#1 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:22:57 PM
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It happened to me last evening after I had picked my car from the car wash, about 7pm;entered my vehicle, rolled up the windows,ignition on,engine rev, reverse then off I went.

But barely a minute on the tarmac, a female mosquito started harassing me in the car,it bit by left ear so hard that I lost control and almost rammed a city hoppa.

I opened the window and it kept quiet like she was not there,when I rolled up again she was all over the place again.

I kept driving and throwing my hands all over my bare-shaved head to kill it but all in vain.

It terrorized me for 27 minutes untill I arrived home and left her the car; this morning I could not find her in the car, even in the back seat, but I fear it might come back this Furahiday evening and together with Mutotho, spoil my party.

How can I remove it from the car?

Pray Pray Pray
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Njung'e
#2 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:28:37 PM
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Burn the car.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
segemia
#3 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:39:11 PM
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Use the AC. Set the climate control to "COLD" and set the temperature to 15 degrees centigrade.
Moskitos hate cold!
PONDI
#4 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:43:55 PM
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hmm omba serikali...
Impunity
#5 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:45:05 PM
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segemia wrote:
Use the AC. Set the climate control to "COLD" and set the temperature to 15 degrees centigrade.
Moskitos hate cold!


What if she decides to hide in the bonnet?
She is so cheeky I know.
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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selah
#6 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:45:15 PM
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just buy Doom...louis the pest recomendsit...then spray it and shut the windows....work mpaka kido 30 mins to time walk to your vehicle open the windows for kido 15mins.....check and confirm if its dead b4 proceeding....to beat the mututho law deadline..
'......to the acknowledgment of the mystery of God, and of the Father, and of Christ; 3 In whom are hid all the treasures of wisdom and knowledge.' Colossians 2:2-3
callaspade
#7 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:45:23 PM
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....carry a male mosquito instead
segemia
#8 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:57:12 PM
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@ impunity,

She hides in the bonnet and she will not survive the primary blusts of heat from the engine when it starts to run...And you will have achieved your objective.
Impunity
#9 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 12:59:50 PM
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callaspade wrote:
....carry a male mosquito instead


Female moskwitoes look for blood to suck when they are pregnant, so I guess sge daent need any male counterpart.
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callaspade
#10 Posted : Friday, January 14, 2011 1:10:56 PM
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Dear Impunity,
it has not gone without notice that you have been entertaining a female mosquito in your car on Thursday evening.
Please note, this is IMPUNITY of the highest order.
...this friday,please drive home alone!
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