...Now, the festive season has already kicked in. Married men, dont be caught with your pants down like my friend last xmas. I want to urge all the men in house to re-learn the names of their wives. Last x-mas this friend of mine had just brought his family from Msa town where they had had a sumptous dinner, to the beach hotel ready to sleep. Now this friend of mine was in the mood, in the mood actually to give his wife, Jane, a ride of a lifetime. When the time came, and the two of them were riding in a tsunami of love, the man was heard screaming,'oh , ooh, oooh Aisha, Aisha sweetheart, gimme some more, oh Aisha... The wife was dumfounded stood up and asked him who Aisha was. And this was my friend's answer...You see honey, I have always wanted us to have a baby girl and name her Aisha. so I was praying and saying Aisha, please God give us Aisha...The lie was so convincing...they went back to complete what had been interrupted... Little did she know that Aisha was a side plate!!!
...Now, guys as you hit the road or board a plane or matatu or whatever it is that you will be using...write the name of your wife on the palm of your hand and keep checking...for the sake of peace and unity in the family... Enjoy!!!