Now, I should have told you this story a few months back…but maybe I guess I was saving the best for last. I will be heading to my lovely village this weekend. I have already got change of 20 shillings coins for 500 shillings to make my villagers happy. With 20 bob, my village friends will get drunk for a whole. You can imagine how popular I will be during my 2 weeks stay in my humble village! The way I am seeing it I may be the next MP of my constituency and of course I will join the bandwagon of idiots and imbeciles…But that is a story for next year. Back to what I know best….
This is a true story and so you must pay attention and learn something from it.
A few months back I visited a certain district town where I had been working for so many years. Now the story doing the rounds was of an old wealthy man who had taken a lady to a lounge to help himself. He prepared himself thoroughly by buying Viagra. He took the stuff and was ready for the big action. Those who narrate the story say he was heard roaring like a lion and then after a while he went mute. The lady, in panic started calling people who she knew were close friends of the Viagra consumer. By the time they arrived, the old man was already dead. But guess what…they found the man with a major HARD ON. Those who saw it say he died a Happy man. Of course the morgue attendant had a hard time kuilalisha chini. He struggled and after some time told those who had brought him in to go out. A few minutes while outside, they heard someone like a butcher crashing bones. The attendant called them in and told them that the problem had been solved and all was well!.
Now the moral of the story: This x-mas season don’t do crazy things like drunk driving, over speeding popping in Viagra for xtra energy an kadhalika na kadhalika.
Be blessed and have a merry Christmas till we meet again in January 2011…INSHALLAH