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Churchill Loosing The Plot
mwenza
#11 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 10:39:40 AM
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How do you guys expect Churchill to come up with original jokes if his naked b@$$ has already been captured on camera? I guess he spends most of his time thinking about this than new jokes.
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poundfoolish
#12 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:22:47 AM
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problem with kenyans is when they become a brand they dont want to grow it and in the process help other fellas grow
instead they want to own themselves form a cartel and mint as much from it.
Churchil should be looking for guys to do scripts for him, seek out more of those humorous eastlanders to write him nice jokes and pay them weekly.
get a good producer, and not alfred Mutua, to teleprompt and direct and sort him out..

for heavens sake the guy could be a whole industry in himself..
but nope we are not that entrepreneurial.

and whats with the bloody tribal jokes..ooh wakamba... oooh wakikuyu..so blatant, so boring,so canditates for Mzalendo Kibunja
Wendz
#13 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:31:42 AM
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mwenza wrote:
How do you guys expect Churchill to come up with original jokes if his naked b@$$ has already been captured on camera? I guess he spends most of his time thinking about this than new jokes.


clarification please...............
Elder
#14 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:38:05 AM
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KenyanLyrics wrote:
2 thao?! Churchill is still laughing all the way to the bank! Talk about a sense of humour!


Seems he surely tried something new this time round. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly . Came up with a new punchline for the Festival. Though I don't think his paying audience at this year's Festival would appreciate that script.
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YesuWangu
#15 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:43:35 AM
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Wendz wrote:
mwenza wrote:
How do you guys expect Churchill to come up with original jokes if his naked b@$$ has already been captured on camera? I guess he spends most of his time thinking about this than new jokes.


clarification please...............


Its hard to crack a joke with the sword of Damocles overhead...

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
mwenza
#16 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:49:41 AM
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Wendz wrote:
mwenza wrote:
How do you guys expect Churchill to come up with original jokes if his naked b@$$ has already been captured on camera? I guess he spends most of his time thinking about this than new jokes.


clarification please...............




@Wendz.......Read through this:
http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...px?g=posts&m=128212

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Mpenzi
#17 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 12:02:03 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:

and whats with the bloody tribal jokes..ooh wakamba... oooh wakikuyu..so blatant, so boring,so canditates for Mzalendo Kibunja


I am also tired of the tribal stereotypes jokes that so define the show.
anasazi
#18 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 12:10:05 PM
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Hmm seems Churchill needs to make himself scarce kidogo, so that he can come back after 3 years fresh
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MaichBlack
#19 Posted : Thursday, December 16, 2010 10:53:36 AM
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Magigi wrote:
...I think it is a question of how organised one is. I think David Letterman has four shows in a week...and he never bores. The problem with our guys is that they do everything by themselves. Professional comedians in other places have people who write material for them. Churchill saa yote ni mbwa na wakamba na wakikuyu na wajaluo...so boring...

This is what bugs me! How much would it cost Churchill to pay some good writers? How much would he get in return? How much is he going to loose if he keeps repeating the same tired jokes? One doesn't need to be a rocket scientist to know that hiring writers is the only logical thing to do.
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kivairu
#20 Posted : Thursday, December 16, 2010 11:51:21 AM
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i stopped watching when the whole thing came down to tribal stereotypes, in a ridiculous way

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