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kadonye
#1 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 4:26:03 PM
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Wazua 2010 moments so far.They kept me logged in to this site.

I can remember only a few:

1.Gift vs Hardhitter-A wazuan was cheating on his wife.She fought him on the wazua floor.Guess they both won coz wazua ended buying them dinner and Mrs later reported that they had reconciled

2.The referendum-Who can forget the heat it generated?masukuma(his posts went up four times in the run up),fundaah(loooong signature), nanfor1(sisemi kitu)...Tempers flared, people hurled insults at each other but all in all wazua was one of the best places to get an informed debate on the katiba

3.Yaserbigchair the prophet returned.His prophecies are still being tested

4.Kagizzard returned, someone alleged that the guy had been in kamiti eating half cooked beans

5.

I've forgotten what else, let me scratch my headThink
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Pastor M
#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 5:20:39 PM
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Impunity being promoted TO THE RANK OF A USER FROM THE RANK OF ELDER BY WAZUA ADMIN,congrats Impunity...'I prophecy what the enemy has stolen from you will be returned back double double come 2012 ...be encouraged brother'
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kadonye
#3 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 5:26:15 PM
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Pastor M wrote:
Impunity being promoted TO THE RANK OF A USER FROM THE RANK OF ELDER BY WAZUA ADMIN,congrats Impunity...'I prophecy what the enemy has stolen from you will be returned back double double come 2012 ...be encouraged brother'

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

How could I forget this one?Ili iwe funzo...
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Njung'e
#4 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 5:31:06 PM
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@Pastor,

Impunity AKA makosa imefanyika......This one always sends me rolling on the floor.....And Admin ameng'athia na msamaha upto nowLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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mwenza
#5 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 5:56:13 PM
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What about the thread on a TV newscaster where Prof. Magigi suggested that one lady news anchor should be reading news with her back to the audience.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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vinii
#6 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 8:24:46 PM
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prof Magigi and his ever interesting stories,,,,,you can never tell whether they are true ama ni porojo,,,,
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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muganda
#7 Posted : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:43:09 PM
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@stocksmaster's legacy:
PLAYING THE MARKET-A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

@alma's classic:
KDN THE WORST KENYAN ISP

@pablo's magic in:
Question for a4architect



@Cool Jamaa's sad tale:
I hate my life.
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wasee
#8 Posted : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 9:46:32 AM
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The "just for laughs" thread.....http://www.wazua.co.ke/forum.aspx?g=posts&t=5574&p=25 .. has just made my time at wazua. it keeps growing and getting funnier...
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kadonye
#9 Posted : Monday, December 20, 2010 5:22:33 PM
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Sigiriri comes back

@mwenza's prediction on Arsenal's trophyless run became true

The world cup
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Njung'e
#10 Posted : Monday, December 20, 2010 5:38:10 PM
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@Wasee,
There is one by Carygo or some other lady about a farmer,a lady reporter and mad cow disease.....I told it to a club gathering a couple of weeks a go and you should have heard the hooting in the club.I had to duck....lol.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Impunity
#11 Posted : Monday, December 20, 2010 6:15:41 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Pastor,

Impunity AKA makosa imefanyika......This one always sends me rolling on the floor.....And Admin ameng'athia na msamaha upto nowLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


@Wazua will give me a new year present, I can smell it.

Liar Liar Liar
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Magigi
#12 Posted : Monday, December 20, 2010 6:22:32 PM
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Impunity
...makosa imefanyika... Brings to my mind the picture of that kaman who was busted by NTV in the act...Hata mkifanya nini nishalala na yeye...
...and come to think of it...let us focus on the future... what has happened has happened..what next>...
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gogeta
#13 Posted : Monday, December 20, 2010 7:47:55 PM
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There was this over-subscribed IPO for which i wanted to take a loan from Equity to participate but alas i was too late.
http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...aspx?g=posts&t=6731
Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
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simonkabz
#14 Posted : Monday, December 20, 2010 7:50:30 PM
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@gogeta hehehe gai! U almost killed me rorest!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Shak
#15 Posted : Wednesday, December 22, 2010 7:39:28 PM
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The thread on pharmacists which changed to a discussion on airport ownership. I've never laughed so hard and i was in a mat at the time!
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mwenza
#16 Posted : Wednesday, December 22, 2010 8:05:00 PM
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kadonye wrote:


@mwenza's prediction on Arsenal's trophyless run became true




@Kadonye..........Though done four months to the end of the season, had stated categorically(not to say arrogantly) that that was more of a "statement of fact" than a prediction. Of coz aseno fans never wanted to hear that. Am glad it came to pass.

IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Intelligentsia
#17 Posted : Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:48:14 PM
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BTW, whatever happened to @cooljamaa? his silence is unnerving, lets hope he's ok.
@mwenza, your prediction came to pass, any relation to late Paul?!
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safariant
#18 Posted : Thursday, December 23, 2010 2:25:18 PM
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kadonye wrote:
Sigiriri comes back

@mwenza's prediction on Arsenal's trophyless run became true

The world cup

****************
Clarify Which one are you talking about?
The greatest act of bravery is chancing a fart while suffering from diarrhoea
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mwenza
#19 Posted : Thursday, December 23, 2010 5:56:13 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
BTW, whatever happened to @cooljamaa? his silence is unnerving, lets hope he's ok.
@mwenza, your prediction came to pass, any relation to late Paul?!



Paul died when he was asked whether aseno had the credentials to win the EPL.

In other words predicting against aseno winning the league is not really something to shout about since its rather obvious that as currently constituted, they CAN'T win it.

Thats why Paul died for being asked a question with an obvious answer.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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wanyuru
#20 Posted : Friday, December 24, 2010 10:03:37 AM
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That IPO lolLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Pretty deflowered
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