Yesterday as I was heading home, I paid my fare to the matatu conductor, as he was returning change to me , my 20 bob fell under the matatu seat and started rolling.Then the search begun.

I once again ask Nairobi women to wear decently , I had to give up the search as the coin landed near a lady who was in a micro-skirt with a slit.I shied even attempting to pick my coin as this could cause an embarrassing situation in my private constituency in a crowded matatu .In such a situation ,the single voter in my private constituency misbehaves and threatens to come out the constituency .I just smiled and mumbled 'it's ok ,no problem, leave it'.

One time I was driving a Nissan van. In those days, it was not uncommon to sit 4 people at the front. Since there was no space at the back, my friend and I decided to fix a fourth guy at the front. The lady next to me had to put her legs astride the gear lever. Then off we went..., engaged gear 1 then gear 2 and ooops the gear 'vanished' huko.... Then came time to engage gear 3....It was a lady I really respected

@Newfarer, yesterday you spoilt my day but today you made it!

Ladies, please understand that men, however innocent have a much higher sex drive.

We are not infringing on your rights, we just askin u to make it easier for us

Halafu naskia those of u in marriage don't show their husbands the stuff they show us in public

...what a missed opportunity!!!

@Nosto
...Pick the coin... and alight where she was going to alight and ask her where she bought that .... so that I can buy her another one!!!