Chris,its almost 5pm. have a beer on ur way home. be calm when u talk to her & keep it simple. tell her she is the reason you are going back to the evil ways and u wud be glad if u both came home at ungodly hours together,drunk as skunks. you are a man,try sm reverse psychology. u knu that stuff works on women all the time. i on the other hand im going to have one with the boys. where was that AA in kenya again???

apparently being slapped with her thong is an 'art' of of seduction,and we all know when men are being seduced,the brains take a flight to jupiter. i think it's the smell (aroma) coming from the thongs that makes one go nuts! he he he,this country bwana is full of superstitions but am not taking chances with anyone pulling that trick on me! Never. Every time a chick feeds me chapo,I have to scrutinize it properly to see if it's flat or it has some funny 'valley' like shapes.......hio sikuli,thank you very much! bY aNy MeAns NecEsSaRy.....

@ Wendz, Hizi chapo zipo.. Lyanne tried to serve me one...but on seeing what she was holding in her other hand - 'WMD',i bolted.. You can't tell...unakula tu....shida hii maisha yetu! The thicker the thigh the sweeter the pie.

@The General LOL! next time you take her out,make sure its a restaurant you are known and order for chapos,uzikalie tuone vile itakuwa.... Whats the worst that can happen? She will just declare her undying love - hehehehehehehe and may be camp in your office not to have you out of sight!! hehehehe! Do you know how many guys would die for that???? hehehehe. Ask one alias @kongowea Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

@jaribu, i've really laughed with the second panty thing until my eyes got waterly,my two colleagues here,junguus are wondering what the heck has got into me,i'm telling them i cant explain to them what this chapo and pantie thing is all about,loooooooooool! jaribu umenijazz! These theories are just very interesting @wendz Yu got your answer from the general the pantie slapping is stage two!! hahahaahaha this is just too rediculous. It has made my day why lie. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg