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popat		#41 Posted : Friday, October 01, 2010 5:00:07 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 299 Location: kenya		TETEA TAJI. On a small mini car-"when i grow up i want to be a hummer'' On a aged pimped lorry-"Do not clean,this car is undergoing a dirt scientific test"
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MaichBlack		#42 Posted : Monday, December 06, 2010 12:21:37 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,468		Sasa hawa KPLC wako na rights issue ama ni lights issue? Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Njung'e		#43 Posted : Monday, December 06, 2010 12:25:04 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		MaichBlack wrote: Sasa hawa KPLC wako na rights issue ama ni lights issue? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Sober		#44 Posted : Monday, December 06, 2010 4:44:21 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/27/2007 Posts: 3,604		MaichBlack wrote: Sasa hawa KPLC wako na rights issue ama ni lights issue? this is a recent obe bro. have two on my account. African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
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thuks		#45 Posted : Monday, December 06, 2010 9:54:37 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/8/2008 Posts: 1,575		Intelligentsia wrote: mimi bado mdogo on a vitz I care!
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MachariaN		#46 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 8:07:54 AM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 10/16/2010 Posts: 23 Location: Kenya		popat wrote: TETEA TAJI. On a small mini car-"when i grow up i want to be a hummer'' On a aged pimped lorry-"Do not clean,this car is undergoing a dirt scientific test" This has just made my day! What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul? Mark 8:36
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the sage		#47 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:03:18 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 11/20/2008 Posts: 367		Sober wrote: MaichBlack wrote: Sasa hawa KPLC wako na rights issue ama ni lights issue? this is a recent obe bro. have two on my account. Hilariois
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Jus Blazin		#48 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:25:23 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966		Unajifanya Rose Muhando ubebwe na nani? Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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nostoppingthis		#49 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:08:43 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		"EARTH FIRST: We'll destroy the other planets later"
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poundfoolish		#50 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:27:37 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi		"Hata maji chafu huzima moto" quite deep i think...
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QD		#51 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:47:08 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2009 Posts: 597		I saw this " Niko kwa jam nacome" The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence
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'user'		#52 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 11:55:53 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/3/2010 Posts: 1,141 Location: Londokwe		saw this in a eastleigh mat 'I have a big Cock' then next to it is a man picture holding a female chicken tied on its neck with a string 2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
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hadassah		#53 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 12:00:35 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 3/20/2007 Posts: 1		seen on a tiny suzuki omni: 'when I grow up I want to be a bus'
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Dod		#54 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 12:53:16 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2010 Posts: 223 Location: Afghanistan		"Beautiful chick with cute pussy" Below a picture of a chicken next to a kitten. The rich have money working for them; the poor and the middle class are going to work for money.
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Tebes		#55 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 1:19:22 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097		On an old rickety pick-up truck "Dont laugh at me, Your daughter could be inside" "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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MachariaN		#56 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 1:42:42 PM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 10/16/2010 Posts: 23 Location: Kenya		And the common one that y'all have forgoten - 'No calls,sms only' What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul? Mark 8:36
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wasee		#57 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 4:55:44 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 2/5/2010 Posts: 273 Location: NBI		When money speaks, the truth is silent..
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kenmac		#58 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 8:03:18 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793		>> Human spares are rare, road safety depends on you ......Ecclesiastes
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Mwituria		#59 Posted : Wednesday, December 08, 2010 5:29:47 PM
Rank: New-farer Joined: 3/11/2010 Posts: 17 Location: nairobi		On the dashboard of a matatu in Ngong, written in Rastafarian colours:- "A piece of mt. Zion belongs to us". Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight!!
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Litro		#60 Posted : Wednesday, December 08, 2010 5:51:11 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 120 Location: KENYA		Saw it today on a Mat on Ngong Road...'' If you are following me, you too are lost''
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