@Foreman, you will be amazed how easily you will adjust once married. The bloated feeling must be because of the so called bachelor diet (Chips and kuku porno, mara its bread and juice, or maziwa na bread) Once the someone comes home, you will at least get good food cooked for you and the 'missed calls' may be a thing of the past.

One other thing, the lady may be much worse than you on the gas front. If very fly and delicate, she may not look like she unleashes those stinky screamers, but u may be surprised... Then your silent whispers wont feel so bad...

@Foreman
...dont worry...she could be worse in the 'missed calls'

Haiyaa!!! People are still getting married?

With the divorce rate at 50% and the proliferation of single families, I thought the institution is dead.

Its strange how we as human beings when we yearn for a life time partner we pray God to give us the best partners and forget to pray that God makes us the best partners.
Marriage is an institution commissioned by God and meant to be enjoyed fully(for better or worse).
So lets just say issues like releasing gas, deep sleep, e.t.c are for the worse and your partner should accomodate them.