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Why I dread getting married
Foreman
#1 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 11:10:03 AM
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Anyone with Ideas how i can sort out these issues that bother me(When I Imagine the effect they would have in a marriage setting);

1.Bloated stomach 24/7 (especialy after a protein meal)inaleta 'missed calls' sana

2.Talking aloud in my dreams( Might Cost me a lot of secrets)

3.Very deep instant sleep(Imagine a scenario wherre i use the alarm to wake me up for 'Morning glory'
kyt
#2 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 11:56:48 AM
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chief, bado friday haijafika, this is ussually friday stuff.
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#3 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 12:06:45 PM
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Hehehe ati alarm for morning glory lol! Toa mbegu!
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Foreman
#4 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:20:52 PM
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@ Kyt, Notice the article was posted in 'Health' section & not 'Life' and give the thread the Soberness and somberness it deservesPray
Much Know
#5 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:54:50 PM
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Especially the gas issue, you can pull all the pethos but when you sleep and gas builds up what does one do? You can press yourself for a few days but for how long? I think its God's way of humbling couples, you unleash and you humble yourself and ask for forgiveness till you zoeana. I think that's how married couples operate.
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:19:31 PM
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You can claim innocence in a divorce court for juicy stuff said in a deep slumber.
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#7 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:20:52 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Especially the gas issue, you can pull all the pethos but when you sleep and gas builds up what does one do? You can press yourself for a few days but for how long? I think its God's way of humbling couples, you unleash and you humble yourself and ask for forgiveness till you zoeana. I think that's how married couples operate.



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#8 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:31:27 PM
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Much Know wrote:
Especially the gas issue, you can pull all the pethos but when you sleep and gas builds up what does one do? You can press yourself for a few days but for how long? I think its God's way of humbling couples, you unleash and you humble yourself and ask for forgiveness till you zoeana. I think that's how married couples operate.


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Much Know
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:33:52 PM
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@Young, end month Thursday is Friday smile , smoking is at the breakfast table.
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#10 Posted : Friday, November 26, 2010 12:20:44 AM
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hizo mboco, washana nazo. if something causes you to sin...remove it from the menu!!!
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#11 Posted : Friday, November 26, 2010 9:40:35 AM
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Much Know wrote:
Especially the gas issue, you can pull all the pethos but when you sleep and gas builds up what does one do? You can press yourself for a few days but for how long? I think its God's way of humbling couples, you unleash and you humble yourself and ask for forgiveness till you zoeana. I think that's how married couples operate.

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FundamentAli
#12 Posted : Friday, November 26, 2010 10:33:23 AM
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@Foreman

Observe the following

1. Drink eight glasses of water a day
2. Avoid meats (eat fish instead). Become a vegatarian
3. Eat early and take at least two hours after eating to hope into bed
4. Avoid carbonated drinks
5. Use herbal laxative once in a while to clean your system.
6. Exercise

Try that, think it will work
Robinhood
#13 Posted : Friday, November 26, 2010 10:59:12 AM
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@Foreman, you will be amazed how easily you will adjust once married. The bloated feeling must be because of the so called bachelor diet (Chips and kuku porno, mara its bread and juice, or maziwa na bread) Once the someone comes home, you will at least get good food cooked for you and the 'missed calls' may be a thing of the past.

One other thing, the lady may be much worse than you on the gas front. If very fly and delicate, she may not look like she unleashes those stinky screamers, but u may be surprised... Then your silent whispers wont feel so bad...
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
guard
#14 Posted : Friday, November 26, 2010 6:42:42 PM
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Kurelease hewa is a simple biological function.nothin to be ashamed of.infact one gets a wonderful feeling immediately after.
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Magigi
#15 Posted : Sunday, November 28, 2010 6:25:26 PM
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@Foreman
...dont worry...she could be worse in the 'missed calls'
Jus Blazin
#16 Posted : Sunday, November 28, 2010 8:23:56 PM
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@Foreman, pray. It may not make sense especially with the issues that you have, but trust me God will provide you with a marriage partner irrespective of your issues.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Dod
#17 Posted : Sunday, November 28, 2010 9:02:53 PM
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Haiyaa!!! People are still getting married?

With the divorce rate at 50% and the proliferation of single families, I thought the institution is dead.
The rich have money working for them; the poor and the middle class are going to work for money.
Jus Blazin
#18 Posted : Monday, November 29, 2010 12:33:17 AM
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@Dod, the institution is very much alive. People are still getting married. And those who are willing to put everything to it to make it work are reaping the fruits of their labour. There are very many happy couples around, BTW.

Dont mind the statistics. If you get married, focus on yours alone. Marriage is one of the things that does not follow the saying, 'Ukiona mwenzako akinyolewa, tia kichwa chako maji'.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Amir
#19 Posted : Monday, November 29, 2010 2:46:57 PM
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Its strange how we as human beings when we yearn for a life time partner we pray God to give us the best partners and forget to pray that God makes us the best partners.
Marriage is an institution commissioned by God and meant to be enjoyed fully(for better or worse).
So lets just say issues like releasing gas, deep sleep, e.t.c are for the worse and your partner should accomodate them.

The Brave may not live forever - but the cautious do not live at all: Richard Branson
thuks
#20 Posted : Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:41:43 PM
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guard wrote:
Kurelease hewa is a simple biological function.nothin to be ashamed of.infact one gets a wonderful feeling immediately after.


in fact, it lightens up tense moments. one remembers they are human after all Drool
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