r u a achic or a dude? i have a remedy but its gender specific

It's your first time?....Vaseline does help smooth the itch......but you should avoid razors and use shavers or creams such Vito.....Centre floor ndio gani??

@Magigi...bump control vile inawasha when applied kwa mashavu!!then you want to weka downstairs??
@Guka...hizo creams, they can't penetrate the skin? :)

Why shave kila kitu mpaka kwa floor?Are an actor or something of that sort?

In traditional Afriacn culture it was required that downstairs remains as bushy as possible especially if u r a dudette.

Concur with @nostop... Bump patrol washa's like hell on the mashavu. It would be a disaster if @newfafer was a dudette and some of the dawa ingia the wrong place!!!

That said, razors tend to irritate delicate skin. It always messes up my beard when I use it. I shudder to think of what it can do to the lower floors. Please use something that does not irritate in future.

For the middle level,Gillette and Adidas have some nice non-itching shaving creams.....Never tried them on Lower south constituency....and why a razor on your chin?.An ordinary shaver and a smoother would do unless you want your chin to look like a Texan cactus!

somebody help......is it BUMP CONTROL or BUMP PATROL.i have been using bump patrol for quite some time now and i don't seem to record any changes in the texture of the shaven area.The head that is!!

Pole sana Newfarer, for now just wait and keep the shaven areas clean. Sabuni na maji no need for anything fancy. Lakini siku ingine try doing something different. Explanation:

African hair is ribbon like in cross section unlike mzungu hair which is round. This is a general statement because there are wide variations and some people may have rounder and some more ribbon like hairs.

Why is this important? When the hair is cut close to the skin as those bic or gillette razors do, the round cross sectioned hair grows out STRAIGHT from the skin outwards and there is no problem. The ribbon cross sectioned hair grows out kidogo and then it starts to coil into a spiral. When it takes the first turn and it is too close to the skin, it cannot complete the turn and instead pierces and digs into the skin. This makes the skin very itchy. You scratch and with the millions of bacteria sitting on the skin you get multiple infection spots that sometimes become bumps. Basically akina BUMP PATROL dont do anything special other than to kill the bacteria but hata kawaida soap and water can remove most of it effectively. What will help during those itchy days is to get something like a new toothbrush and use it to gently rub the shaven areas with soap once or twice a day. What you will be doing with the toothbrush is trying to disentangle the hairs that are digging back into the skin. After this you can crush an aspirin and mix it with kidogo water and apply it on the same surfaces. The aspirin reduces inflammation and prevents swelling of the places that have been dungwad by the hair. You should be fine once the hairs grow a few millimeters which is just a few days.

Now next time you want to shave, make sure you don't shave all the way to the skin. Use an electric shaver that cuts the hair at least a few millimetres above the skin so that when the hair grows back and curls it does not reach the skin to pierce it.

@Kusadikika,

Waaa!!!....That's mzuri information.Lakini hii maneno ya ku-brush constituency...aiiihh...Now i declare you the newly elected Mpig for Lower South constituency....actually,you go through unopposed...lol.

@smano,
Chocolate spider ni nini?....Na uwache bangi