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Booty call
Magigi
#31 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 3:43:11 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
@Wendz
...Will be home in afew days and I tell you it will be a blast... ahahaha....Better to visualise than do.. But a true story though!!!
nostoppingthis
#32 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 3:44:40 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
thuks wrote:
Magigi wrote:
@Mtublack
...In that area I am covered cause she gets fed up once in a while with these other FP methods. So there is always a pack that she knows of. The only thing is to make sure that it is the same brand and that she does not sign on it only to find another pack that does not bear her signature.


YOU MUST LEARN TO SIGN HER SIGNATURE, I AM SURE SHE WON'T BE SO KEEN 'AT THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT' TO NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE..smile


and make sure you use the same pen
doubtfire
#33 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 3:45:52 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 6/11/2010
Posts: 90
Location: kenya
@magigi

That could have been a test from Mrs.it happens in Kenya. before you go back there today,read this

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test
Magigi
#34 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 3:50:22 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
@doubtfire
...Kweli... I am not going back there today...maybe another day!!!
Mtublack
#35 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 3:52:56 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/18/2009
Posts: 175
Magigi wrote:
@Mtublack
...In that area I am covered cause she gets fed up once in a while with these other FP methods. So there is always a pack that she knows of. The only thing is to make sure that it is the same brand and that she does not sign on it only to find another pack that does not bear her signature.

wait till she does stock taking on an unexpected visit and it does not tally with the closing stock

.... thus when every thing in the house gets broken


remindsof this guy and his girlfriend . chick suspected jamaa to be having an extra dish so she moved the CD from the usual place of storage the guy missed the CD but not sure whether he had exhausted the stock with mpango wa kando decided to restock... well lets say the guy had to think on his feet when confronted with the stock
Some you win some you lose
doubtfire
#36 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 3:56:10 PM
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Joined: 6/11/2010
Posts: 90
Location: kenya
if you have to go there,i would suggest you make a surprise visit otherwise tomorrow you will be the next in Classic 105.Sad
Magigi
#37 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 4:00:30 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
...I have already asked for some panadols from her kwa sababu NAUMWA NA KICHWA SANA!!!. So she knows it maybe 'no show'
Intelligentsia
#38 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 4:01:44 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
diwali comes once a year and is a time when there are lots of fireworks all over. I can see from the threads here that a lot of kenyans have diwali very frequently in their houses!
Impunity
#39 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 4:13:08 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Now that she was your colleague, how do you people see one another at job place?
I know one see the other like a mule while the other one sees a caged bird, so near yet so far.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Magigi
#40 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 4:14:48 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
@Impunity
...Tuko sawa...
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