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#11 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 11:47:14 AM
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Much Know wrote:
tomorrow is another day, the frog will return!


She'll need to get another frog catcher, this one couldn't even spot the frog yawa!
Laughing out loudly


BBI will solve it :)
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YesuWangu
#12 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 11:47:14 AM
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Magigi, if it were me, I would ask her to kiss the frog.

Because if she knows what she wants she should come out and get it, not accuse poor frogs. Laughing out loudly
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Intelligentsia
#13 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 11:50:50 AM
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@magigi, right step not to sample the goods.
why sample for 8 minutes of pleasure (even this not guaranteed!)and spend a HIV-filled lifetime regretting it? Its a poor exchange rate, if you aske me.

BTW, this happens in some asian houses in Nbi where a busy housewife's equivalent booty call to the gardener (mutiso) is: 'Maatisoo! Maatisoo! wee iko kuja haraka na anglia panya kwa bedroom! Come!'
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Magigi
#14 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 11:54:30 AM
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@Taz
...TRUE story...
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newfarer
#15 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 11:58:07 AM
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wazua ina pharmacy customers haki
punda amecheka
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YesuWangu
#16 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 12:02:36 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
@magigi, right step not to sample the goods.
why sample for 8 minutes of pleasure (even this not guaranteed!)and spend a HIV-filled lifetime regretting it? Its a poor exchange rate, if you aske me.

BTW, this happens in some asian houses in Nbi where a busy housewife's equivalent booty call to the gardener (mutiso) is: 'Maatisoo! Maatisoo! wee iko kuja haraka na anglia panya kwa bedroom! Come!'



True.

Very true. She can just play with you like that and you obediently oblige....for some peremende. Sometimes men act like small dutiful boys...
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Wa_ithaka
#17 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 12:21:31 PM
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Magigi- you stand accussed of acting in a very selfish manner likely to cause problems.
What about the lady? Did you think of her as you attempted to calm down the pinetree? The rejection will have a very negative effect on her and I think you have been unthinking.

Next time, please partake round moja at least so that at least you are being fair to everybody.
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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Magigi
#18 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 12:31:06 PM
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@Waithaka
...I have already told her that I will go and fumigate her room tonight to prevent forgs from invading. I have also acquired a tanker and other ammunition neccessary to win this war!!!
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dossy7
#19 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 12:36:48 PM
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Magigi wrote:
@Waithaka
...I have already told her that I will go and fumigate her room tonight to prevent forgs from invading. I have also acquired a tanker and other ammunition neccessary to win this war!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly mbegu ni mingi kulika nyasi
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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Mtublack
#20 Posted : Friday, November 19, 2010 12:51:19 PM
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Magigi wrote:
@Waithaka
...I have already told her that I will go and fumigate her room tonight to prevent forgs from invading. I have also acquired a tanker and other ammunition neccessary to win this war!!!

boss opportunity knocks onces in a lifetime yours passed.
you should have listened to your teacher when she said expect the unexpected( in lay man language have a pack in your wallet all the time) but then you were busy staring at you know her what
Some you win some you lose
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