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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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..and why is everyone trying to figure out Njunge, Wendz and Leone tu? ama it is because they are Elders?
@ Wendz, when a dude says you have a diab, it normally means ni kitu mzuri (proportionate to the mwili)...it is just not the kawaida one :)
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/20/2008 Posts: 367
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/9/2008 Posts: 537
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nostoppingthis wrote:..and why is everyone trying to figure out Njunge, Wendz and Leone tu? ama it is because they are Elders?
@ Wendz, when a dude says you have a diab, it normally means ni kitu mzuri (proportionate to the mwili)...it is just not the kawaida one :) nostoppingthis- likes to post on wazua, quite mysterious, his name means he is unstoppable, is either a chic or a dude, is either short or tall, is either thin fat or somewhere in between,drinks water sleeps every day and eats food(most likely at breakfast lunch and dinner) is bewteen 1-200 years old...NST how did i fare?
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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@ Kizee  I wont justify that with a response
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/20/2008 Posts: 1,126 Location: Nairobi
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This post has made my day literally. We have some funny guys around.nostoppingthis wrote:Njunge: I want to disagree with most guys, this guy is below 30 years with alot of contact with the old kyuk wazees from the village and tends to reason like them. By the way, he was spotted at the Gor Mahia vs AFC match last wednesday...ujua nilikuwa nimekaa nyuma yako, we just dont jua each other. That means the guy can still flex his bones
Wendz: mature, outgoing, sexy and juaz what she wants out of life, probably still dating wanting to settle
McReggae: Jaluo Man-U-re fan, extremely arrogant in matters football and is in a pub every weekend to watch a match
Pondi: probably pervert, very quiet and in corporate industry servicing a mortgage
Akowally: a guy late 30's, every Saturday morning, yuko Nairobi west taking his usual brew waiting for his car to be cleaned
Famooz: in a foreign land somewhere making ends meet, probably dating a native black dude of that country
Toxicity/Taz: football maniac, no wonder nyinyi ni wa ingwe
Edge: anapenda nyam chom na pombe yake
Mahegoat: proud of his kyuk origin
@ nostoppingthis
Umeanguka mtihani, funny though.JOIN MY FREE MINI-COURSE FOR WRITERS. CLICK HERE
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/27/2008 Posts: 4,114
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Wa_ithaka wrote:Mukiha- cardigan-loving ex university lecturer turned moolah chasing consultant. As a result of his former career, he can bore you to tears on any subject. Outlook: kiparara ya masomo is his main distingushing. The remaining hair is dyed black. He likes to wear black leather jacket and has a moustache from his heydays in the 80s.
Only one [and a half] of the above is correct... Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/26/2009 Posts: 1,793
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>> he he he he he.......cracked ribs.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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VVS = CHRIS KIRUBI GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/17/2008 Posts: 1,234
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:VVS = CHRIS KIRUBI No! VVS=coldtusker
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047
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Wild guesses
Leona -Tall,medium size,round face:) short hair- good looking and loves God.
Wendz - medium height,'plus size' but shapely:)
Ricdees :) medium height,not very dark,and has a few kilos than he should ( Ric Dees this is just my imagination), passionate about family and issues - generally
Mukiha- family man,5.6 ,with a small kitambi:),dresses officially not necessarily in a suit.
Magigi- Short but wants us to think he is tall and slim but with a tumbo. Ok looks
Jitetee- tall,good looking,thinker and very eloquent,well at least from his posts. In his mid 30's
Pound foolish- in his early 30's fun loving Kenyan ,slim, wears his trousers way below his waist:)
Kusadikika, short guy,always thinking about lungula :)......meaning that he is not having any ( well this has nothing to do with what he looks like)
Kularaha same features like Kusadikika but kularaha seems a bit restrained
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/30/2009 Posts: 1,390
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Magigi-brown,roundfaced Mukamba guy frm Matuu.Very talkativ and humorous and stil has an accent(kao).Loves dancing n frequents Matuu Ndallas hotel. What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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Fundaah...............A very short,dark-skinned and slim kamba lady from Kitui/mwingi. Born-again christian but can tell lies so as to disguise her identity. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 869 Location: Nairobi
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this is the most hilarious thread i've read on wazua! ....above all, to stand.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/17/2008 Posts: 1,234
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I used to think that Njung'e was about 40-45 yrs but am now convinced he is over 50 - man! the guys has detailed stories of going-ons of the early 70s.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/18/2009 Posts: 316 Location: nairobi
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i have thought fuundah to be a jamaa. God loves a Trier!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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enyewe guys have talents for remembering and digging up threads, wa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2008 Posts: 1,267
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annsal wrote:i have thought fuundah to be a jamaa. 1.Born -again ....very correct 2.From..... Kitui /mwingi.....Very wrong ...Just an extensive knowledge of Lower eastern....I can easily take you to your nearest market center if you are from the region without using google maps..... 3.Slim ....I would say mid-sized.. not bulky not slim... 4.Female... Yes Ladies don't forget..... Isaiah 65:17-Look! I am creating new heavens and a new earth, and no one will even think about the old ones anymore
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/17/2008 Posts: 1,234
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Fundaah wrote:annsal wrote:i have thought fuundah to be a jamaa. 1.Born -again ....very correct 2.From..... Kitui /mwingi.....Very wrong ...Just an extensive knowledge of Lower eastern....I can easily take you to your nearest market center if you are from the region without using google maps..... 3.Slim ....I would say mid-sized.. not bulky not slim... 4.Female... Yes Ladies don't forget..... but why are you fundaa? 
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