andika insha kuhusu mtungo:

Mtungo ni mbembe ya kusandorwo au kusarukio na mai mahio ya kureo jeraini na adu a moko........

C & P

KCPE - AFTERNOON PAPER



CRE: Why did David dance till he was almost naked in Jerusalem ? Bend-Over Thursday! KCPE 2010 Art & Craft; Q15: Name Three Joints. Answer: Rafikiz, Changes and Tamasha what does Yash pal Ghai's daughter call her father? >> Ghai fafa! where did Moses see the burning bush? A: Sanchangwan C.R.E How do we know Eve was not Chinese? Ans. She ate the fruit not the Snake History: Why did somalis president attend kenya 's promulgation? Ans: to take kenya 's old constitution GHC: Where is the Largest migration in Kenya ? A) Maasai Mara B) Thika rd C) Ngong rd D) Jogoo rd Name 3 things you can make from sheet metal 1) Funnel 2) Tin can c) Mitch's TPF4 suit Discuss the role of football during the recent Vuvuzela concerts held in SouthAfrica where does nameless come from in the EABL designated driver ad?A) from the bushes B)Wahu kicked him out C)a drunk driving accident Science: A stimulus is something that makes you react quickly. Like seeing an AP in your rearview mirror Who among these is not a relative a) Brother Paul b) Sister Margaret c) Uncle Moody Which was the biggest M-Pesa transaction in Kenyan history? (5 marks) <~ Sale of Tokyo Embassy by Wetangula Home Science: Which of the following foods is NOT rich in protein a) Chips Masala b) Chips Funga c)Chips Beba Mary loads her fon with 20/= & calls her friend for 6 min. A) what nwk is mary on? B) how many bonga points will she get Draw with a protractor & pencil how Ruto "jumped into conclusion" & went to the hague Maliza Methali *Akili Ni Nywele* *Ujinga ni Weave* *Wazimu ni Mohawk Discuss: Charging a Vitz KES 300 for parking fees is a form of child abuse (15 Marks) Write a composition ending with ......that's the day I knew his name was Onyancha

Ethics:
1) What do you do if you are caught cheating:
A) Omg Omg B) Step aside c) Resign D) Rush to KNEC to explain


English

1) Ruto is to maize as ___________is to Embassy?

A) LAGOS B) JAPANESE C) DUBAI D) WETANGULA

Don't Leave 'Em Hanging

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Ati girlfriend yako ni ugly hadi akiimba 'Niko Na Safaricom' Safaricom wanampigia wanamwambia 'Hatuko na Wewe'