The [slightly modified] name of the dude is
Ngono. For those of you who don't swahili, you can look it up.
On a serious note though, as someone said in a certain post last week,
avoid women at all costs!!! Any woman that is not your wife/girlfriend,
washana naye. Women can make you fall harder and faster than you've ever imagined. Many men have been destroyed by women and we never seem to learn. Sasa huyu Ngono kwisha!!!
You are in charge of Mugabe's billions, access to a couple of billions of yourself and all the other trappings that go with power and being one of the African strongmen closest confidant and you are more interested in the wife? Seriously!? Absolutely Bure Kabisa!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.