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Kama hujalipa HELB beware!!
sizzla
#1 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 2:49:52 PM
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This morning i received a list of several thousand HELB loan defaulters in my in-tray. Our firm has been instructed to trace assets including houses, land, cars and shares of these defaulters so in case you know anyone who falls in this category, kindly tell them to make the necessary arrangements.
XSK
#2 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 2:59:07 PM
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sizzla wrote:
This morning i received a list of several thousand HELB loan defaulters in my in-tray. Our firm has been instructed to trace assets including houses, land, cars and shares of these defaulters so in case you know anyone who falls in this category, kindly tell them to make the necessary arrangements.

@sizzla,

What do you intend to do?
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
sizzla
#3 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 3:13:35 PM
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Just giving a heads up watu wajipange...
Injere
#4 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 5:39:54 PM
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Good stuff! I think its a moral duty to repay with kindness the hand that feeds your mouth. I guess it's just a Kenyan thing not to PAY!

Sober
#5 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 6:07:28 PM
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Wacha vitisho, if one wants to pay lumpsome you guys refuse ati they should be deducting yiu slowly. They cant then go ahead to auction my property because am not paying 3k per month?!
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
poundfoolish
#6 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 6:08:40 PM
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I gave them my details with all intent to pay.

guess what...

the first feedback email was from a conman asking me to MPESA (pay bill option)my remittances..
i was suspicious cos the email address was from Gmail, with favourable emphasis on using the MPESA option... and on replying to the same i got a 'MAILER DEMON'. the Email account was no longer active

BURE KABISA
Shindwe pepo mbaya....

hope twasnt you @sizzla
Sober
#7 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 6:16:34 PM
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Sizzla doesnt sound genuine. HELB is no desperate as he is trying to make us think and would not pull such a stunt, never ever.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
Njung'e
#8 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 7:03:04 PM
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@Sober,
It's not HELB....Education ministry policy.Get's worse if you are an aspiring politician!...Pay up!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Sober
#9 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 8:29:04 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Sober,
It's not HELB....Education ministry policy.Get's worse if you are an aspiring politician!...Pay up!




Will be going for the govenor's seat in 2017. I have plenty of time to sort myself out before then.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
Jus Blazin
#10 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 8:45:42 PM
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Sober wrote:
Wacha vitisho, if one wants to pay lumpsome you guys refuse ati they should be deducting yiu slowly. They cant then go ahead to auction my property because am not paying 3k per month?!


@Sober, I paid up mine lumpsum, so they cant refuse.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
groupielove
#11 Posted : Monday, October 25, 2010 9:00:27 PM
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I went to enquire my balance and guess what? Every month since Jan this year they imposed a penalty of 5k per month. I am now forced to remit by Mpesa 2k on monthly basis. Sijui nitamaliza mwaka gani. But at least I am avoiding the heavy penalties for those not paying
kingfisher
#12 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:14:59 AM
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mandeni yalipwe!!! And it is true they can come for your property!!
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
XSK
#13 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:17:58 AM
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groupielove wrote:
I went to enquire my balance and guess what? Every month since Jan this year they imposed a penalty of 5k per month. I am now forced to remit by Mpesa 2k on monthly basis. Sijui nitamaliza mwaka gani. But at least I am avoiding the heavy penalties for those not paying


@groupielove,

You can actually pay by MPESA? Thats news to me. Wenye hawalipi waanze kulipa!!
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
simonkabz
#14 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:23:19 AM
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Most f***ed up place ive been to. Cleared paying in 2004. They started deducting again in 2009. Fathermuckers!! Just make sure u get the CLEARANCE cert fm them once u finish paying.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
nostoppingthis
#15 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:28:01 AM
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HELB is a hoax, my employer indicated i have malizad na HELB inasema bado i owe them kitu 20k, not parting with this until i confirm...
bird_man
#16 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:36:44 AM
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@nostoppingthis
U had better confirm fast before they charge you a 5,000sh/month penalty for not paying.
I pay mine via Mpesa too but one needs to have one liaison officer there who can send you statements he has personally certified otherwise they usually give different and contradictory balances.
Formally employed people often live their employers' dream & forget about their own.
mnandii
#17 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 2:26:45 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
HELB is a hoax, my employer indicated i have malizad na HELB inasema bado i owe them kitu 20k, not parting with this until i confirm...



The amount your employer quotes as ua balance may not be so especially if your employer captured a wrong value at the start of your deductions.
Conventional thinkers waste time building shelters when they are unnecessary and then have no shelters when they need them the most. Socionomists do the opposite.
Injere
#18 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 4:56:29 PM
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Applause Looks like Kenyans are not so bad after all ....going by the number of PAYERS i see on this posting. Paid mine by 2005, at the time it was only the monthly option if i recall this well but nowdays i understand they've become quite flexible.

Congrats to all the PAYERS! Hii Kenya ni yetu.
FundamentAli
#19 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 5:08:30 PM
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My last balance was Shs. 230/-. When I sent someone with a cheque to clear it, the HELB guys started saying there was no need. I told the messenger to make sure he pays. Imagine paing a fine of Shs. 5000/- because of such a balance.
poundfoolish
#20 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 9:40:10 PM
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I've been slapped with a 5kmonthly fine

Considering I started paying immediately I left campus (a month).......I feel the patriotism is not mutual.Maendeleo nyuma... NKT
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