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#41 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 11:18:27 PM
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kingfisher wrote:
i thot nowadays you "taste" first, then ensure that the industry is productive. The later serves as the proposal and target just moves in!! Ama niko Mars??


Since time of our fore-fathers it has happened this way;get her swollen and tell me if you need any dinner and gold-plated rings!

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Cardinal
#42 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 9:52:07 AM
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Wendz wrote:
my uncle invited my aunt to his place (where he was working) which was in a different town. The lady comes from a very strict family... so she had said she is visiting her big bro in Nyeri.... then she headed to Nakuru... her intention was to go see my uncle, and head the same day to Nyeri to cover up her meandering trip..... when she got there...... my uncle picked up her bag including her handbag and took them to a colleague's house without her knowledge and persuaded her to take him to the town centre and left the door open to feign a break-in... so when they came back, her stuff had been "stolen" .....she had to spend the night.... the next day, she couldnt find her stuff either so my uncle pretended to go look for money to give her so she can go.... came back at 9pm... hahahahaa.... chic had to spend another night... the third day, he got the stuff from his colleague, told her she can go if she insists and if she is pregnant, not to come back.....hahahahaha... chic got married PAP!! Very crude i must admit but still give the family a good laugh...LOL



WEndz, your uncle is a real man.Like me
dossy7
#43 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:16:21 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Cardinal wrote:
Wendz wrote:
my uncle invited my aunt to his place (where he was working) which was in a different town. The lady comes from a very strict family... so she had said she is visiting her big bro in Nyeri.... then she headed to Nakuru... her intention was to go see my uncle, and head the same day to Nyeri to cover up her meandering trip..... when she got there...... my uncle picked up her bag including her handbag and took them to a colleague's house without her knowledge and persuaded her to take him to the town centre and left the door open to feign a break-in... so when they came back, her stuff had been "stolen" .....she had to spend the night.... the next day, she couldnt find her stuff either so my uncle pretended to go look for money to give her so she can go.... came back at 9pm... hahahahaa.... chic had to spend another night... the third day, he got the stuff from his colleague, told her she can go if she insists and if she is pregnant, not to come back.....hahahahaha... chic got married PAP!! Very crude i must admit but still give the family a good laugh...LOL



WEndz, your uncle is a real man.Like me

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Ms Mkenya
#44 Posted : Tuesday, October 26, 2010 10:45:41 PM
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Location: Nairobi
@kadonye-how did the proposal go?
....above all, to stand.
Magigi
#45 Posted : Wednesday, October 27, 2010 11:21:41 AM
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Location: Kenya
...I missed this during my absence
@MS Kenya...sometimes you dont ask some questions. You wait for the culprit to voluteer information. I am sure Kadonye will be tabling a detailed report here SOON!!!
Surealligator
#46 Posted : Wednesday, October 27, 2010 12:09:16 PM
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Location: Velayat-e Faryab
@Wendz

Surely, when you tout marriage by trickery as being very funny, it comes out not very funny. Assume that was your daughter, would you take it kindly. I actually suspect the episode involved you.

Men who hood-wick ladies and turn them into their wives usually do not take the marriage convent seriously and usually lead in mpango wa kando arrangements even late in marriage. I know many who have second families because they want to prove themselves to be real men. Men! we are in the 21st century. Yah, men used to waylay girls at the watering hole, even grab them from the shamba and later deliver goats, but we are now in the twenty first century where human rights and bill of rights are being taken very seriously. Kenyan's, the world is changing.

Wendz, do not encourage men to use un orthodox means in getting girls. I know yours was just a story but some guys here are now trying to outdo you and implementing the same. What do you think of men who lace the girls drink, rapes her and when she conceives, says, come we get ‘married’? Will that man fail to repeat the same act in the future with another woman, maybe my sister, maybe my daughter. Jiz! I will buy a gun and one bullet only, just in case.

I can hear you but am out with this very beautiful girl, she allows my Boeing to land in her territory but while at it, I pierce the parachute with a pin so that she thinks I will land safely but a month later, she confirms she is pg. She ends up being my second wife. Are you still with me? Will God forgive me? Would you come smiling at me if it was your sister and agree to settle the matter with a few goats. Hallo.

Someone is trying to be malevolent here.
Go overdrive in purchasing the goods when there's blood on the streets, expecially if the blood is your own
Ms Mkenya
#47 Posted : Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:16:05 PM
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@ Magigi and Kadonye, A thousand apologies! smile
....above all, to stand.
wazo
#48 Posted : Tuesday, November 02, 2010 9:35:44 PM
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Don't bother-the end is baad.Or have you heard of a good one?
Wendz
#49 Posted : Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:19:41 AM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Surealligator wrote:
@Wendz

Surely, when you tout marriage by trickery as being very funny, it comes out not very funny. Assume that was your daughter, would you take it kindly. I actually suspect the episode involved you. I dont need to justify that because doing it, will be short of revealing my identity so i leave you to continue suspecting...but i must say this is a cheap allegation

Men who hood-wick ladies and turn them into their wives usually do not take the marriage convent seriously and usually lead in mpango wa kando arrangements even late in marriage. I know many who have second families because they want to prove themselves to be real men. Men! we are in the 21st century. Yah, men used to waylay girls at the watering hole, even grab them from the shamba and later deliver goats, but we are now in the twenty first century where human rights and bill of rights are being taken very seriously. Kenyan's, the world is changing.

Wendz, do not encourage men to use un orthodox means in getting girls. I know yours was just a story but some guys here are now trying to outdo you and implementing the same. What do you think of men who lace the girls drink, rapes her and when she conceives, says, come we get ‘married’? Will that man fail to repeat the same act in the future with another woman, maybe my sister, maybe my daughter. Jiz! I will buy a gun and one bullet only, just in case. Wazua men must be more intelligent that this..... and in any case, i did not say it happened yesterday! it was not int he 21st century and anyone who wants to try it cant go claiming i encouraged him..... you know what to take and what to leave out on public sites, i believe

I can hear you but am out with this very beautiful girl, she allows my Boeing to land in her territory but while at it, I pierce the parachute with a pin so that she thinks I will land safely but a month later, she confirms she is pg. She ends up being my second wife. Are you still with me? Will God forgive me? Would you come smiling at me if it was your sister and agree to settle the matter with a few goats. Hallo. Let me say, it was not just a story, it was a true story and they are happily married. He didnt do it to take advantage of her... and she knows it. They are/have raised a beautiful family already!

Someone is trying to be malevolent here.


I do expect anyone reading or interested in contents in Wazua is a mature person and can knows what advise to take and what is wrong advise... the fact that someone else did it the 'wrong' way doesnt mean we should go trying it.... And if their 'wrong' way worked for them doesnt mean it will work for you so..... Mine, was a life story of someone close to me that i share.... that all. I wasnt giving any advise or encouraging anyone to do the same!
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