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mukiha
#31 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 1:44:05 PM
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kadonye wrote:
mukiha wrote:
This is one issue where there are no jokes. If she says no; that's the end of the relationship. Move on; get another girlfriend. No is no is no! End of story.

What would you be doing with a girl who doesn't want to be your wife, yet you are ready for marriage?


is it any different when all I want is for her to be my girlfriend first(not fiancee)

Read my post again!

If all you want is a girlfriend, then why would you be proposing?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
wasee
#32 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 3:15:50 PM
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radio wrote:
Wendz wrote:
my uncle invited my aunt to his place (where he was working) which was in a different town. The lady comes from a very strict family... so she had said she is visiting her big bro in Nyeri.... then she headed to Nakuru... her intention was to go see my uncle, and head the same day to Nyeri to cover up her meandering trip..... when she got there...... my uncle picked up her bag including her handbag and took them to a colleague's house without her knowledge and persuaded her to take him to the town centre and left the door open to feign a break-in... so when they came back, her stuff had been "stolen" .....she had to spend the night.... the next day, she couldnt find her stuff either so my uncle pretended to go look for money to give her so she can go.... came back at 9pm... hahahahaa.... chic had to spend another night... the third day, he got the stuff from his colleague, told her she can go if she insists and if she is pregnant, not to come back.....hahahahaha... chic got married PAP!! Very crude i must admit but still give the family a good laugh...LOL

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

What a genius uncle you got there!



nice oneApplause . those were the earlier days. i guess if you try that and the lady don't feel you, u will be sued!!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
wanyuru
#33 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 4:29:14 PM
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Wa_ithaka wrote:
Patia yeye pinetree. Saa zile anasema ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-wooooo.

Toa.

Alafu ask her if she will marry you



Woe unto you if pine tree is C- and belowShame on you
Surealligator
#34 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 4:30:49 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:
@Ric dees

that Analogy hits home like a good home run....

So it would be beneficial to always work yourself up into several position 2's.... then wait..


@Poundfoolish

It happens in real life, not in the song, 'niliambiwa, na babu yangu, ukizubazubaa utakuta mwana si wako'. So never go for number two.

In actual sense, a majority of cases where you know how to lubricate, rom..., ca.... etc and you are the first to land deep into an airport, your plane remains the most thrilling aircraft than any other that may ever land there.

That is why the first mistake you make as a husband is compromising on fidelity. She might be the best mother of your kids but will never forget the first plane {although this is all in the head, cauze sex is 95% in the head}

The most ideal proposal should come naturally. It should not come to her as a bombshell.

In other words, identify her when she is young, teach her everything she will ever need to know, be the first plane to land, plant the ithege, after six months, have the goats counted and ask for the wedding if you are sure she captured the arrows or allow for one year to pass before asking for the wedding so that the future in-laws {they are always imps} will think finally you have made her pg and they won't cause a hell of scene in granting you their daughter less they are left with a bigger burden.

Now organize for a small wedding {let parents add cash if they want a big ceremony, walk her down the aisle and let the church do the rest but make sure you go on a two week honeymoon. That is what life is all about at that stage. Anything else will make the girl feel cheated for the rest of her life and can easily say, "he cheated me cauze I was young and inexperienced {Wendz style}, I have a right to revenge".

Done with purpose, you are sure of having a decent mother of your children.

Am yet to meet a lady who says, I will never want to walk down the aisle. I know they exist but they must be very rare. Honor starts with following procedures if you want to be honored upto the grave.

@Kandonye

Let things fall in place naturally, and proposing will be like a breeze.

Incidentally, don't tell yourself that she is so beautiful she cannot be yours. Others might have not dared ask her hand in marriage based on the same assumption and when you propose, it would be like a god send for her.

One last thing, a girl you've been boozing each week with at Soho will never make a good mother for your children unless in very rare cases. So, don't go proposing in the mid of the night when she is in a comatose. Look elsewhere for a wife.
Go overdrive in purchasing the goods when there's blood on the streets, expecially if the blood is your own
poundfoolish
#35 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 5:04:34 PM
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@surealligator

advice noted
and when you say 'identify her when young'. what age are we talking about here..?
I don't want to be left singing freshy Ley Mwamburi's "Stella wangu"...

"Incidentally, don't tell yourself that she is so beautiful she cannot be yours. Others might have not dared ask her hand in marriage based on the same assumption and when you propose, it would be like a god send for her."

I think i know a few such ladies... wanaume wameogopa ku-propose and everybody is wondering 'What is'???
wanyuru
#36 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 5:08:45 PM
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Wendz wrote:
my uncle invited my aunt to his place (where he was working) which was in a different town. The lady comes from a very strict family... so she had said she is visiting her big bro in Nyeri.... then she headed to Nakuru... her intention was to go see my uncle, and head the same day to Nyeri to cover up her meandering trip..... when she got there...... my uncle picked up her bag including her handbag and took them to a colleague's house without her knowledge and persuaded her to take him to the town centre and left the door open to feign a break-in... so when they came back, her stuff had been "stolen" .....she had to spend the night.... the next day, she couldnt find her stuff either so my uncle pretended to go look for money to give her so she can go.... came back at 9pm... hahahahaa.... chic had to spend another night... the third day, he got the stuff from his colleague, told her she can go if she insists and if she is pregnant, not to come back.....hahahahaha... chic got married PAP!! Very crude i must admit but still give the family a good laugh...LOL

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii maneno ya watu kusema ' my uncle' ama 'my friend'.....

Wendz
#37 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 6:43:02 PM
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wanyuru wrote:

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly hii maneno ya watu kusema ' my uncle' ama 'my friend'.....



What are you trying to insinuate... ABK!! LOOOOL

Zana(ama ni zama?) zetu, walitungoja kwa mto.... and that was the end of singlehood - unabebwa juu juu.... hakuna hii biashara ya kuita Nija pastors.....
mlefu
#38 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 8:10:54 PM
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In other words, identify her when she is young, teach her everything she will ever need to know, be the first plane to land, plant the ithege, after six months, have the goats counted and ask for the wedding if you are sure she captured the arrows or allow for one year to pass before asking for the wedding so that the future in-laws {they are always imps} will think finally you have made her pg and they won't cause a hell of scene in granting you their daughter less they are left with a bigger burden.
Applause ....how can i make my head think like yours?...everyone i try copying did it Wendz stylo..what is!!!!!!!d'oh!
quicksand
#39 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 8:16:50 PM
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Buda, wait for hints. If the girl likes you she will drop hints all over the place. These come in questions that take the form of ...what do you want in life? where is this relationship going? what do I mean to you? where do you see yourself in the near (or far) future? ...na kadhalika ...you will 'accidentally' meet the mum,....you will be introduced to her pals for 'assessment' ..etc kama hajauliza hizo, iko shida. You will be surprising her and that might not end very well.....

Ama you could be the stop-gap 'mahindra' while she waits for the mercedes to come along? smile best of luck though
poundfoolish
#40 Posted : Monday, October 18, 2010 9:53:58 PM
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Now that you have mentioned hints..

There is the instinctive animalia 'mark the territory' ritual.... at home it will be shoes, clothes etc. The one that facinates me most is the 'hold this(handbag) for me for a min' in the streets. Conveniently and accidentaly(remove/wear her coat, adjust shoe blah blah blah) when you either
1. Are attracting stares from other potential snatchers
2. Meet your/her female colleagues

The 'for a minute' lasts only as long as the threats have been neutralised or gone.
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