KAMILISHA METHALI ZIFUATAZO................
 
Ukistaajabu ya Musa .... haujasikia ya Onyancha

Kidole kimoja .......ni jina ya kanisa ya Runda

Fahari wawili wakipigana...call rates zinashuka

Mgema akisifiwa...chang'aa inakuwa legalized  

Asiye funzwa na mamaye...........mwalimu king'ang'i yupo

Asiyekubali kushidwa ......... anakuwa prime minister 

Aliye na macho .......... hanywi changaa

Mwenda tezi na omo ......... hajajua kuna aerial

umoja ni estate........ utengano ni setbook

Aliye kando ........ haangukiwi na katiba

Asiyefunzwa na mamaye ........ hufunzwa na MAMAWE

Asiye na bwana ......... aelekee kicc

Hasira ya mjaluo .............. furaha ya museveni 

Kung'oa reli kwa mjaluo ............ ni furaha ya mkikuyu= atauza chuma

Akili nyingi .......... ilimfanya ruto ashindwe

Dalili ya the hague ......... ni ocampo  
Haba na haba ........... weka kwa M KESHO

Mwenda tagged na twitter ............ marejeo ni Facebook.

Ajuaye kuna watermelon......... huenda akatolewa pressure Nairobi hospitali

Mpanda ngazi......Ni mfanya kazi wa Kenya power.

Mtoto akililia wembe.......mpe panga!!!

@freiks - You've just reminded me how we messed ourselves up in high school. We had changed all the misemos, proverbs etc. especially when we were supporting our teams - Basketball etc. The problem is the new versions stuck and during the exams you couldn't remember the real ones! Here is a sample:

1) Too many cooks - fill the kitchen.
2) Asiyefunzwa na mamaye - matako hulia mbwata.
3) Haba na haba - ni haba mbili.
4) Mtaka cha mvunguni - avute kitanda.
5) Pili pili usiyoila - ipatie jirani.
6) Sikio la kufa - hupunguzwa bei.
7) Mpanda ngazi - marejeo ni ngamani.
8) Mwenda tezi na omo - huchoka.
9) Asiyeskia la mkuu - hata la mdogo hatalisikia
etc.

It was so frustrating to see a very simple methali in an exam paper but only the remixed answer is 'coming'!!!

Hilarious

1. mchagua jembe.....huishi town

2. ukionana viaelea....zimekufa

3. kufa kwa mdomo....unakufa njaa

4. maji yakimwagika...chota mengine

Asiyekubali Kushindwa......................Huwa Prime Minister
Asiyekubali kuapishwa usiku wa manane......Hawi President
Asiyekubali kupitia katikati yao......Hawi VP
Asiyekubali kwenda Hague......Huuza Ngong Forest


Hehehehehe...Ni gani kali kati ya Man U na Asenali?

Asiye na choppa.......ana citi hoppa

Asiyekubali kushindwa.......ni kibaki