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kadonye
#1 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 7:29:24 PM
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If she says no, should I try later?I think I wouldn't ask a 2nd time coz she'd have proven she doesnt need me.What's the best way of doing it?email,sms, a date over coffee, picnic au kencom?Hi mambo ngumu, it's easier to look 4 money
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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mlefu
#2 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 7:43:10 PM
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make it sound like a threat..."are you in ama nikanunue chips!!!!"
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Ms Mkenya
#3 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 7:45:52 PM
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Surely Kadonye,
If you are serious (or want o be seen to be), you cannot sms, email or call. d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
Take the girl out on a date! And a romantic one at that!
....above all, to stand.
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MaichBlack
#4 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 7:55:58 PM
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kadonye wrote:
If she says no, should I try later?

If she says no and you had already bought a ring - which is already engraved with her name - there is only one way out! Get another girlfriend with a similar name - and finger size! Ni hiyo tu! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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murenj
#5 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 10:14:28 PM
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my first proposal was rejected because the girl was seeing another guy. the second girl broke the engagement just as i was planning to send a delegation of wazees to her parents. then i learnt one crucial lesson. target only those ladies that are ready to get married. age guide: 28 years and above.
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Wakanyugi
#6 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 10:15:27 PM
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"If she says no and you had already bought a ring - which is already engraved with her name - there is only one way out! Get another girlfriend with a similar name - and finger size! Ni hiyo tu!"

LOL!!

With friends like these who needs enemies.

Here is what you do...if she says no:

Call Kiss classic and ask to speak to a Mr Odhiambo and a Ms Ciku, the brokers of mapenzi. Tell them I sent you. They'll sort you out.

Of course before then I assume you will have tried everything, including threatening to hang yourself...with toilet paper.
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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kyukkamba
#7 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 10:39:01 PM
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kadonye wrote:
If she says no, should I try later?I think I wouldn't ask a 2nd time coz she'd have proven she doesnt need me.What's the best way of doing it?email,sms, ..


I guess Twitting is the best...........Laughing out loudly
Ni Uhuru wa Mbesha...Niguo kana tiguo?
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Stealth
#8 Posted : Saturday, October 16, 2010 12:53:34 AM
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@ Kadonye
First Congrats for getting to that point that you want to propose. By the time you are thinking of proposing you must have seen hints/clues (and if lucky confirmations) that the girl/lady has strong feelings for you. If not then you need to convince her, else confuse her into falling deeply for you.

Now as to how to propose:- clearly no sms or call. For this part you simply have to be a MAN.

Take her to a great restaurant and after a great meal, conversation and laughter, tone down the mood a bit, go down on one knee and propose.

if she says no, take it like a man - put the ring back in its ka-box, give the gal a ride home. And life goes on.

if she says yes, Lucky you.
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Kusadikika
#9 Posted : Saturday, October 16, 2010 1:37:37 AM
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This has got to be syncronized just right. You arrange all the things that get a girl in a good mood. You call her in the morning, text her during the day, send her flowers take her out, get her naked, give her a massage and have a really good coitus. Now read slowly. This is where the syncrony must be perfect. You need to come to the climax at the same time. At that crucial time instead of the words you normally say or the grunts that you normally utter, you will say; Waitherero!!!(Replace this with her real name) Will you marry me?!! The beauty of this strategy is that if she pretends not to have heard you can repeat it louder one more time. If she says yes reach out into the bedside drawer for the ring. If she says no just finish and fall asleep. If she later asks tell her you really don't know what you were saying, utamu ulikuwa mwingi sana.

Now assuming you are the kind that wants to save yourself until after marriage you can say this. "Lets have sex."
She says: "No. Aren't we supposed to do that only after we get married?"
You:"Oh yeah, lets get married first. Will you marry me?"
If she says yes produce the ring. if she says no have a laugh and pretend it was a joke.
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misdemeanour
#10 Posted : Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:07:35 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
This has got to be syncronized just right. You arrange all the things that get a girl in a good mood. You call her in the morning, text her during the day, send her flowers take her out, get her naked, give her a massage and have a really good coitus. Now read slowly. This is where the syncrony must be perfect. You need to come to the climax at the same time. At that crucial time instead of the words you normally say or the grunts that you normally utter, you will say; Waitherero!!!(Replace this with her real name) Will you marry me?!! The beauty of this strategy is that if she pretends not to have heard you can repeat it louder one more time. If she says yes reach out into the bedside drawer for the ring. If she says no just finish and fall asleep. If she later asks tell her you really don't know what you were saying, utamu ulikuwa mwingi sana.

Now assuming you are the kind that wants to save yourself until after marriage you can say this. "Lets have sex."
She says: "No. Aren't we supposed to do that only after we get married?"
You:"Oh yeah, lets get married first. Will you marry me?"
If she says yes produce the ring. if she says no have a laugh and pretend it was a joke.




eish.....ati wats ua profession? u sound a little bit like chris hart Laughing out loudly
Am paid in Kshs.
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