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Why do people sing gospel songs when drunk?
callaspade
#31 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 10:05:24 AM
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mlefu wrote:
stupid guts was what i used to get from alcohol, like one morning, our guzzler run out of fuel and we could not figure out what was, we were on our way to citrus from town and we had to pass-by koinange just like any other lonely married guys, the car stopped, my cuzo thought we have arrived and he convinced me so, we were facing central police,saw a group of pple outside and thought ndani kumejaa,NO drinks from outside, so it was only wise to finish what we had. somehow the car alarm misbehaved, we shouted and danced to our favorite gospel tunes backed by one man guitor aka the car alarm. then we got arrested..thats the part i want to add to my selective memory.


for sure it is selective.Please complete the story in detail.Laughing out loudly
kichwangumu
#32 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 10:27:23 AM
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mlefu wrote:
stupid guts was what i used to get from alcohol, like one morning, our guzzler run out of fuel and we could not figure out what was, we were on our way to citrus from town and we had to pass-by koinange just like any other lonely married guys, the car stopped, my cuzo thought we have arrived and he convinced me so, we were facing central police,saw a group of pple outside and thought ndani kumejaa,NO drinks from outside, so it was only wise to finish what we had. somehow the car alarm misbehaved, we shouted and danced to our favorite gospel tunes backed by one man guitor aka the car alarm. then we got arrested..thats the part i want to add to my selective memory.


for sure it is selective.Please complete the story in detail.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Hata mimi im for this: Maliza!! hmmm and I thought i was crazy with my blind date who pee-ed in the car Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
McReggae
#33 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 10:28:35 AM
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Na hiyo mtaro iko kando ya Visa place.....wacha tu!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
poundfoolish
#34 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 11:09:01 AM
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anybody heard of that KQ pilot who on approaching a roundabout (probably museum hill coming to town) started pulling the steering wheel towards him for 'lift off'.....thought he was in his Boeing.

He just couldn't figure out why it was not ascending...Puff!!!!Brick wallinto the roundabout.

mlefu
#35 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 11:19:04 AM
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all was confirmed by my "FBI" student, i was amazed of what a good teacher i had been, the inspection was perfect, a very well analyzed report and a honorable certificate was issued to certify the same.
Ms Mkenya
#36 Posted : Friday, October 15, 2010 7:07:13 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:
anybody heard of that KQ pilot who on approaching a roundabout (probably museum hill coming to town) started pulling the steering wheel towards him for 'lift off'.....thought he was in his Boeing.

He just couldn't figure out why it was not ascending...Puff!!!!Brick wallinto the roundabout.


LOL!!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
....above all, to stand.
Mwituria
#37 Posted : Saturday, October 16, 2010 5:38:42 PM
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That which cannot be spoken is sung. And most drunks cannot speak fluently. so the only way they can communicate with their gods is by singing.
Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight!!
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