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Magigi
#1 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 12:59:39 PM
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... Here is a story. While driving up Mbagathi road, just as I was about to finish climbing the hill, my car started losing power. Just then, I gave a loud fart (while driving alone you always have good democratic space...!!!) and the vehicle startig gaining power. I finished climbing the hill without changing gears ( I still love manual cars). I have tried this several times and i have gotten the same results. Now I was wondering, could there be some energy in the fart that can be harnessed. This will go along way in solving the problem of fuel. All one needs to do is to insert a pipe there and connect it to the engine and voila, your vehicles moves...problem of fuel solved...Any scientists out there inetersted in this research....

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sukums
#2 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 1:20:47 PM
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Magigi dont brag ati your car gained more power after the fart,infact it is the reverse ..you actually scared the car and it was running away!
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Elder
#3 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 2:26:50 PM
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chikita
#4 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 3:02:49 PM
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Magigi wrote:
... Here is a story. While driving up Mbagathi road, just as I was about to finish climbing the hill, my car started losing power. Just then, I gave a loud fart (while driving alone you always have good democratic space...!!!) and the vehicle startig gaining power. I finished climbing the hill without changing gears ( I still love manual cars). I have tried this several times and i have gotten the same results. Now I was wondering, could there be some energy in the fart that can be harnessed. This will go along way in solving the problem of fuel. All one needs to do is to insert a pipe there and connect it to the engine and voila, your vehicles moves...problem of fuel solved...Any scientists out there inetersted in this research....

Discalimer: This is not me!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Magigi of course, wasn't you! We will just blame it on the fact that its a loose Furahiday afternoon!!
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My 2 cents
#5 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 3:15:19 PM
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Simple answer. You were full of SHIT and was therefore dragging the car down. Once you let it rip, the load on the car was much lighter.
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carygoh
#6 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 3:18:44 PM
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My 2 cents wrote:
Simple answer. You were full of SHIT and was therefore dragging the car down. Once you let it rip, the load on the car was much lighter.

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Intelligentsia
#7 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 4:03:08 PM
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I will not ask if all your windows were locked at the time you were wallowing in the miasma of your obnoxious gases...

Free advise: go easy on the beans/madondo dude.
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seppuku
#8 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 4:10:12 PM
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Magigi wrote:
Now I was wondering, could there be some energy in the fart that can be harnessed.


I think it is clear that indeed there is some energy in YOUR fart. What you should wonder is whether other people's farts are equally power-packed. Next time you are driving up a hill with a passenger, put your car into fifth, turn to them (your passenger) and say "Hebu nyamba!". Halafu you share the results.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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gk
#9 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 4:10:19 PM
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gwithuriria!!!!!Sad
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nostoppingthis
#10 Posted : Friday, October 08, 2010 4:25:19 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
I will not ask if all your windows were locked at the time you were wallowing in the miasma of your obnoxious gases...

Free advise: go easy on the beans/madondo dude.

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