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Wendz
#61 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 7:18:00 AM
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@jaribu

You can do better than this.... heheheeheheh.. tell the story in your own words or some editing kinda ... typical copy pasted danny6-like old stories!!!! bure kabisa!!! LOL!!

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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akowally
#62 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 7:29:00 AM
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@ TRS

I agree on the humour writer thing. This guy has the ability to one day be full of hate and the other day make you laugh like crazy. I don't like this thread though. When an old mama or anyone hits on you lenga her from the word go even if it means you run. Anyway still looks like fiction to excite some few skerians.

Now on to the more serious threads

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Njunge
#63 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 7:36:00 AM
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@jaribu
Did you ever believe that folklore on how the tortoise got a cracked skin??.

Old man about town....
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jaribu
#64 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 7:47:00 AM
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copy and paste my foot!.......now am being accussed by wendy and others of being a plagiarist. if anyone can show me where i copied my update so as to post it here,i will def send you airtime worth 1k. go on and google it out....send that link here!

OnLy deaD FiSh gO WiTh tHe floW....!
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Kamaa
#65 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 7:48:00 AM
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@ jaribu

i feel as if you are withholding some material statements about your date...

you know we could help...

hope you are not the guy asking for PEP stuff...

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
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Wendz
#66 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 8:27:00 AM
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@jaribu

hey,hey,hey... cool it off.... doesnt have to be on google... can be a story from a friend... well,all i meant was - wasnt convincing for me...... you either added too much 'spices' or as @kamaa says,left out some material info.... thats all....

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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mlefu
#67 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 8:46:00 AM
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theres an skerian looking for a writer...you could be good....just need not use too complicated english because its complicating the story flow..but if you heard it from a buddy..its better not be Danny..the idiot...

next..the blackout was all i needed to break the ice...i showed up at her house..the lights or lack of it made sure nobody was watching ..after three knocks at her door..i could tell she was busy...blah blah ...i am trying to fix the line that 'the door was open and she was all soapy'...i can see the picture..............................ebu tujaribu!

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smano
#68 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 8:46:00 AM
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Lobster and caviar-bolinger...surely you can do better. Almost got us on that one - better luck next time!

smano
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kadonye
#69 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 8:47:00 AM
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@ all,kwani u xpected 'it' to happen? ur responses to jaribus ans make it appear like it was an anticlimax 4 u.mayb the guy heeded the advice of skerians.doubt bt then giv the benefit of doubt to the guy singing 'muhadhara'

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wanyuru
#70 Posted : Monday, November 02, 2009 8:48:00 AM
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.... the part where 'she almost suffocated u with her big bossom' how did it get there? did she hug you on the sofa? or were you administering one of those ........i heard they are called b*&* jobs

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