ghetto guy,when you live next to a river,you should not wash your hands with spittle! Ukiwa Muthaiga na upewe funguo ya Subaru kwani kuna makosa? Mama akipenda kazi yako basi zawadi utapata! Let us have the 'breaking news' as soon as you come back!

The man who marries a beautiful woman,and the farmer who grows corn on the roadside have the same problem.

@Jaribu,updates! .......ama haukurudi home?

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)

definitely stiffler's mum

ruckus,no relations

UPDATES:

I entered the compound and ave never seen such a huge des res which was akin to state house. the dinner was great,lobsters-caviar-bolinger champagne etc exactly what you would expect in muthaiga. the old mama got closer and almost suffocated me with her huge bosom. i was getting a little drunk,i excused myself and went to the loo. i stood there and had a good look in the mirror. i was shocked and shouted,'this is not me! what the $%# am i doing here?'....i was feeling guilty being in such a compromising situation with someone whos double my age. my phone kept ringing and texts kept coming in. wifey was looking for me like never before. well,i went back to the room and my 'date' had now changed into a see through silk nite gown! but due to guilt,i couldn't even 'rise to the occassion'....i made some excuses to the effect that my mum wanted me to pick her from some chama...and really i had to go....and so i left! yet today i got another text inviting me again but i will just ignore it.

thanks.


OnLy deaD FiSh gO WiTh tHe floW....!

and who was looking for ....

a humour-author....???

you got one here....!!!!

almost as laughable as Liverpool......

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth