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old mama hitting on me
Jangwa la Jangili
#41 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 12:48:00 PM
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seems this thing is of pandemic proportions. wanawake siku hizi...wacha tu.

after i got my first jobo,i had a similar experience. but i think i was naive as hell? chick was at director level in a mulitnational. cant break it down further juu some of you might figure out who it is or was. we had this product we were rolling out to clients. i happened to be the one to go make the presentation at their office.

thing is,i went to their office at 2pm and did not leave until almost 7pm despite me finishing the presentation by 3pm. was taken to the md's office for no reason at all. went back to her office. we veered off business and the conversation went completely personal. how much property she had,where she was building,her kids were overseas,no mention of her husband at all yet she was married. mimi huku i was struggling to buy my first bed.

after some time,the chic insists i come and sit on her side of the desk and i move the chair there to comply. kidogo the slightly-above-the-knee skirt moved quite high up if you know what i mean. i have never sweated like that. and the chic must have known all along. really struggled not to look cause i thot my job depended on it. bahati nilitoka unscathed. except for the tents and pinetrees of course.

whenever i think back,i cant believe how naive i was. the madam knew what she was doing all along. lakini all the same i thank my lucky stars cause some of these things dont end well.

Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.
Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.
leona
#42 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 1:20:00 PM
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@Jaribu
LOL,wewe kwisha! Hapo hutaweza kujitoa...

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Wendz
#43 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 1:26:00 PM
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@Jaribu

will report back on monday what went down.

And hopefully it wont be you - after a few chapati karangas.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMSAO......!!!!

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
harrier
#44 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 1:27:00 PM
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go for it boy.

u never know what is in store.

maybe its a risk

maybe opportunity

' life by itself is a risk.'

so it must be an opportunity.


If you judge people,you have no time to learn.
rock
#45 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 1:54:00 PM
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Unless you're ready to make it a full time thing (like Mbugua and Wambui O),these things rarely end well...on the other hand,rejecting her could also work against you.

I was in a similar situation once where I was doing some biashara with a women's chama. My link was this mathe who was hitting on me and to be honest I was flirting with her as well 'for the biznas sake'. Now I met this much younger lady than her in her chama and we hit it off...let me just say hell hath no fury like that mathe's wrath....

Since she was the Chairlady,she said that I can't be trusted,they will not do any bizna with me and they didn't refund my 20k investment ..she stopped taking my calls and so I resorted to sending her texts asking for my cash.

She then reported me to the CID saying that I was 'threatening her'. Of course their charges were bogus and they ended up paying me after I went and reported her to cops also.

But it's an experience I would rather avoid...lakini I speak for myself here coz I generally tend to have bad luck with women (seems age notwithstanding) so @jaribu you just try your luck.

Things may come to those who wait,but only what’s left behind by those that hustle.







smano
#46 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 2:03:00 PM
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Ngai! Jangili wewe ni strong! Personally I think I would have succumbed,but these things are not as easy as they make them to look in movies,you'd have probably had a premature one or abdalla would have simply not achieved lift off! Murphy's Law!

smano
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Kamaa
#47 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 4:59:00 PM
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@ jaribu

you are known for trying...

hope you are not trying it now....

coz you will hate kenyan...


When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
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VituVingiSana
#48 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 5:19:00 PM
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'old' mamas??? Demi Moore is HOT yaani she looks better than women 1/2 her age... and has a ashton who is 15 yrs younger (31)... even her ex (willis) is a tough looking dude... Some women have it all...

Greedy when others are fearful,Very fearful when others are greedy - to paraphrase WB
Greedy when others are fearful. Very fearful when others are greedy - to paraphrase Warren Buffett
jaykay
#49 Posted : Friday, October 30, 2009 7:20:00 PM
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@Jaribu: Please become a scriptwriter,your post is obviously false.How do i know that/
everything about the mama is too convenient;
A- she is rich - lives in Muthaiga(kwani rich people dont live in other nairobi hoods?)
B- she is single - hakuna compee
C- Kids are abroad- No interference

FYI rich sugar mummies dont call you to their place.They 'organise' events so that you happen to have TIME and OPPORTUNITY.Most have appeareances to keep

JK
kadonye
#50 Posted : Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:36:00 AM
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@Jaykay,u also have an experience to narrate?pls go ahead @jaribu-i hope ur singing that muhadhara song

The wicked flee even when no one is pursuing...
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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