fridays are full of weird stuff. i have just received this shocking text from a filthy rich client who is old enough to be my mum. the woman i understand is single while kids are studying abroad. the sms goes like:

'hi dea,when u comin 2 muthaiga? i want u2 know ma place. it's cold n am lonely here. a warm cup of coffee with a guy like u wud be great.'

................is the world going mad??? ........or should i just go for the sake of it and see what she's up to? maybe she's totally innocent! advise please.



OnLy deaD FiSh gO WiTh tHe floW....!

just tell her to mpesa an advance payment so you can know she is serious. tihihihihi! life and times of a kenyan gigolo au siyo?

Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.

you know the right thing to do...

just do it..!

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....

I know this could all be a joke but I want to bring a sobering angle here that is often neglected in most discussions.

Some of us might already know this but here is a word of caution for anyone who might be about to hit the sack with a 'client': condoms do not protect you from all STIs. You could catch a nasty bout of Herpes or Hepatitis. The worst part is that there is very little publicity on some of these other illnesses. And this is not forgetting the broken family/relationship when your woman catches the STI and the trust you had is broken for good.

I am not lecturing you because I am not a saint myself. Only hope that anyone getting into these kinds of things has a good grasp of the potential repercussions.

Hand her over to me nimwambie ni jaribu amenikaribisha na ndi mumember

Where there is a will make sure you are in it and when the deal is tooo good make sure you are in it to.