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misdemeanour		#21 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:33:22 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/1/2010 Posts: 148 Location: nairobi		if shes pretty...shes mine Am paid in Kshs.
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mukiha		#22 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:17:50 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/27/2008 Posts: 4,114		"If you find the music too loud, then you are too old" Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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smith01		#23 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 10:27:17 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/5/2010 Posts: 161		Seen on a Nyamira Bus "Kamchinje kobe basi tuone!"
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Intelligentsia		#24 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:00:25 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436		mimi bado mdogo
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nostoppingthis		#25 Posted : Friday, September 17, 2010 10:32:13 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Mla chake hana aibu
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kivairu		#26 Posted : Friday, September 17, 2010 12:12:58 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 3/5/2008 Posts: 532 Location: Nairobi		On an old ramshackle, weather beaten, junk in Kisumu city "Love bandit" Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein.
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majimaji		#27 Posted : Saturday, September 18, 2010 11:06:01 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162		On a coast mathree: ukitaka kukata kobe kichwa, yataka timing!. On an ancient truck: utamu wa lorry ni kupanda booti.
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Elder		#28 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 3:25:40 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville		Mpenzi wrote: @mjuaji - that mathree must have been previously used as a tour van with an open roof. Kwani how many tourists know Swahili? And don't mention Kenyans as tourists as any tour firm exclusively targeting Kenyans would not last long before they fold and sell their tour vans to be used as mathree..... He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Elder		#29 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 4:40:35 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville		'Kumbe chips ni Waru'. That one is even older than Wazua. He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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kadonye		#30 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 5:24:33 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/30/2009 Posts: 1,390		'karao pia alipe gari' What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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annsal		#31 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 10:10:01 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 12/18/2009 Posts: 316 Location: nairobi		i dont fear cops , i fear the law. God loves a Trier!
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mwenza		#32 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 11:06:14 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863		I killed Jesus so that He could save me. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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nostoppingthis		#33 Posted : Thursday, September 30, 2010 11:48:52 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Kama kuoga ni usafi, tauli mbona huwa chafu?
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Ray		#34 Posted : Thursday, September 30, 2010 12:10:28 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/9/2007 Posts: 219		DERE ni YES, KONDA ni YES na WATHII ni YES written in GREEN to support Katiba.
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cmk		#35 Posted : Thursday, September 30, 2010 3:27:29 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/24/2008 Posts: 479		being broke is nonsense..on a kaold nissan matatu prying thika road. sonko n kabogo should know better Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do- Voltaire
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nostoppingthis		#36 Posted : Thursday, September 30, 2010 6:15:25 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Ukidhani elimu ni gharama, jaribu ujinga
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freiks		#37 Posted : Thursday, September 30, 2010 8:09:21 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/8/2010 Posts: 1,729		And last week i saw this "Unajifanya maiti utolewe sehemu nyeti na nani" Life is an endless adventure
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kadonye		#38 Posted : Thursday, September 30, 2010 8:10:46 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/30/2009 Posts: 1,390		HATA UKIPIMWA SITAKI What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Ondiek		#39 Posted : Friday, October 01, 2010 12:12:24 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 6/21/2009 Posts: 292		had to edit this seen it has been posted
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arapsonkot		#40 Posted : Friday, October 01, 2010 12:22:45 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/1/2010 Posts: 143 Location: kenya		usidharau madhafu,maembe ni ya misimu! Sent from my iPad" is the new "Haters gonna hate".
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