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Njung'e vs Njvng'e vs Newfarer
Surealligator
#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:34:27 AM
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Go overdrive in purchasing the goods when there's blood on the streets, expecially if the blood is your own
kenmac
#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:34:53 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
mukhamba! wrote:
Shame on you Shame on you Heeeeeeeeeey,I am a female..ask me a question

When you get lost you:-
a) Ask for directions
b) Don't ask for directions
c) Say "I know a short cut..."

[20 marks]




Lol.
......Ecclesiastes
doubtfire
#13 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:10:08 PM
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why do we refer Njung'e as Gukad'oh!
MaichBlack
#14 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:20:39 PM
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doubtfire wrote:
why do we refer Njung'e as Gukad'oh!

Let me put it this way, he was involved in the construction of the Kenya - Uganda railway. Do you remember the guys who went to Lancaster to 'negotiate' the Kenyan constitution? It is guka who carried their bags to the airport!

You can also Google "Customized Keyboards - Kenya". I understand there is a Keyboard that was customized for Njung'e with huge keys because he actually clicks it with his walking stick. His mouse was also modified to ignore mild shaking. For more information, you can visit the following web page:
www.guka-bijuti.com/mumias/sugardaddy/dinner

Oops! I forgot to mention, he is one of the only two people in Kenya who can pilot a steam engine - train ya makaa!! You might have seen him on TV a few weeks ago.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
doubtfire
#15 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:39:15 PM
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@maichblack thanks for the explanation


@Guka we can conclude that you are a great Kenyan

nakuobea maisha malefu
mukhamba!
#16 Posted : Monday, September 27, 2010 12:37:32 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
mukhamba! wrote:
Shame on you Shame on you Heeeeeeeeeey,I am a female..ask me a question

When you get lost you:-
a) Ask for directions
b) Don't ask for directions
c) Say "I know a short cut..."

[20 marks]



Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ...I ask for directions..always!
YesuWangu
#17 Posted : Monday, September 27, 2010 1:36:40 PM
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Joined: 8/11/2010
Posts: 1,588
MaichBlack wrote:
doubtfire wrote:
why do we refer Njung'e as Gukad'oh!

Let me put it this way, he was involved in the construction of the Kenya - Uganda railway. Do you remember the guys who went to Lancaster to 'negotiate' the Kenyan constitution? It is guka who carried their bags to the airport!

You can also Google "Customized Keyboards - Kenya". I understand there is a Keyboard that was customized for Njung'e with huge keys because he actually clicks it with his walking stick. His mouse was also modified to ignore mild shaking. For more information, you can visit the following web page:
www.guka-bijuti.com/mumias/sugardaddy/dinner

Oops! I forgot to mention, he is one of the only two people in Kenya who can pilot a steam engine - train ya makaa!! You might have seen him on TV a few weeks ago.


Laughing out loudly
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