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newfarer
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:14:44 PM
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This dvd(1977-1979 classic) is keeping me awake till mid nightApplause Applause Applause Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly .Anyone knows or has heard about it.It used to run on KBC some years back.
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Alo
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:31:22 PM
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I loved it when it used yo run in KBC. Where can i get the DVD?
"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her."
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Magigi
#3 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:33:42 PM
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...still remember very much ....

one of the memorable lines; 'i am sure we will win if we copulate (cooperate)..'
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Elder
#4 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:02:49 PM
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And I thought it was a thread telling Wazuans to mind their language.....
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Njung'e
#5 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:16:25 PM
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@newfarer,
Ali,Cervantes and Singh.....Yes!Singh was in Nairobi some ten years or so back and he almost brought the town to a standstill.

@Alo,
Amazon or Kalahari and look out for the following titles
1.Kill or cure
2.Don't forget the driver....or...
3.Guilty or not guilty

Absolutely hilarious.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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the sage
#6 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:46:35 PM
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What is your name?
No.
Ranjit is my name. That thing kills me
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Ondiek
#7 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 2:13:51 PM
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I hated the word profabot(sp) that was common in the prog. My bro and sisters would use it as an answer whenever you asked for anything.
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poundfoolish
#8 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 2:52:59 PM
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what was it that singh used to say again.. was it 'oh bly me, thousand apologies'???

theres a day the teacher complained about guys dubbing the exams from one of them (diverse as they were, they all had answers shrubbed in chineese

....and the Italian guy goes...

"Why should the answers be different? The Questions were all the same"
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Njung'e
#9 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 3:02:24 PM
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And this one;

Ali : Did you know, it takes two Sikhs to milk a goat? One to be holding the teats, and the other to be moving the goat up and down, up and down!

Jeremy Brown: Now, although most sports are international, there are some sports that are native to different countries. For example, the national sport of France is...
Danielle Favre: Football!
Jeremy Brown: Correct! And the national sport for Italy is...
Giovanni Capello: Girls!
Jeremy Brown: That's not a sport!
Giovanni Capello: Maybe not, but it's more popular than football
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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nostoppingthis
#10 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 3:16:53 PM
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Ondiek wrote:
I hated the word profabot(sp) that was common in the prog. My bro and sisters would use it as an answer whenever you asked for anything.


@Ondiek..i used to hear "Porfavo" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I've seen the DVD sold kwa streets
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aemathenge
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:01:04 PM
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Chairman Mao says......
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#12 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:12:52 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Ondiek wrote:
I hated the word profabot(sp) that was common in the prog. My bro and sisters would use it as an answer whenever you asked for anything.


@Ondiek..i used to hear "Porfavo" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I've seen the DVD sold kwa streets


Could that have been 'por favor' which is Spanish for please?
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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XSK
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:15:52 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
Ondiek wrote:
I hated the word profabot(sp) that was common in the prog. My bro and sisters would use it as an answer whenever you asked for anything.


@Ondiek..i used to hear "Porfavo" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I've seen the DVD sold kwa streets


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Whenever i have an opportunity to travel i still watch this classic class comedy. I never stop laughing as i always find a joke that i missed because of their pronounciation mostly. For instance
1. Ali on arrival to class the teacher tells him that he is early....
2. Ali thinks he has won a fortune and when he finds out that it was a mistake. one of the classmate remarks that he thought he was his blood brother until he realised that he was a bloody fool.

I can go on and on.....
You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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Kusadikika
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:23:53 PM
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For those who may have forgotten or just need a reminder:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1mjR-Cfs10

Absolutely hilarious!!!!
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Njung'e
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:26:12 PM
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If any of our TV stations decides to re-run this comedy,i'll be hooked.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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MaichBlack
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:04:23 PM
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According to chairman Mao of the democlatic lepublic of... the plopaganda of the western impelial....

por favor!?

A very hilarious bunch of students! Anyone who remembers when they were arrested because one of them had 'stolen' items labelled 'free' e.g. '10% free...' - she thought it meant she can simply take the item without paying. When the rest went to the police station, the conversation with policeman manning the desk was extremely hilarious. They were released "...if you promise me I'll never see you again!"

@newfearer - I have some two DVDs at home somewhere but I understand they are sold in town also. I propose three options for you starting with the easiest in terms of logistics:

1) Just visit the DVD shops in town and ask for the DVD - If they don't have they can direct you to a shop that does.
2) I can refer you to someone who can surely get you the seasons/episodes you want.
3) I can assist you with mine.

Chaguo ni lako.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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newfarer
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:08:00 PM
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and the one all students fail exams.10 out of 10 in the class fail and one by one they repeat.

also where the teacher writes a resignation letter after a lottery mistakenly chose his number as a winner.Luckily ali sends the wrong letter to the principal.The teacher had helped one of the student write a letter to his girl friend .This is the letter that was taken to the lady principal.

The nasty resignation letter went to the student
's girl friend.Whatever happened to the student is your guess.he comes next day badly wounded.
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vin
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:14:24 PM
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newfarer wrote:
This dvd(1977-1979 classic) is keeping me awake till mid nightApplause Applause Applause Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly .Anyone knows or has heard about it.It used to run on KBC some years back.


The DVDis really what i call comedy.I love it and you can get them in town along Tom Mboya ST NEAR THE NEW kcb branch.there is a DVD shop there and the guy is quite cooperative.
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famooz
#19 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:28:13 PM
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@ Elder, ¿Habla español?
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vinii
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:57:22 PM
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....waz their a Jap who used to say 'ass..ho' while bending as part of greetings!! And mr. Brown was one hell of a patient teacher!!
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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