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MP erect: voter pribary...oh my God
Magigi
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:16:56 AM
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...oh my God, oh my Jesus Christ entering Jerusalem on a donkey....!!!did I hear right...'voter pribary', Have we sunk this far? Is this the best Makadara had to offer?. Is this the role model for Makadara children? Is this our Nairobi Senator come 2012. We have lost it. I have always looked for a scapegoat to relocate from Nairobi. I guess I have found one if this dude wins the seat in 2012. Did this dude do the English and Swahili test? Can he write? How can we sink this low. I thought having Ndolo there was worse enough, kumbe I had not seen nothing.
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Anyway...Simon Mbugua is still incharge of the 'Gangsta' group in parliament. Gangasta speak good lugha ya mtaa...not the bling blings...

But hey...this is not hate speech...
Njung'e
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:22:44 AM
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Makandara???......seems you were in the same school?..lol.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Impunity
#3 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:25:56 AM
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Njung'e wrote:
Makandara???......seems you were in the same school?..lol.

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@Njung'e nyani awesi ona mkundu yake...

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Magigi
#4 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:49:11 AM
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...@Njung'e
That was a small slip of the.... I am very well schooled...
ProverB
#5 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:08:45 AM
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the dude maybe a "poor" role model but somehow his antics bear more nobility than any other politician i know of.. He is way better than the petty thief of Kamu.

eh! reuben ndolo needs a new constituency! That was fun watching.. sonko's got every NAIROBI senate aspirant studying their bank accounts!

Though i do not approve the money splashing..thes goons now have to thoroughly spend all that money they've stolen from our coffers over the years! smile smile

2012..o how i long for you! Pray
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
misdemeanour
#6 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:13:58 AM
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wat exactly is being discussed here? the fact that he cant pronounce words as 'we' deem fit and he's therefore a low-life.....cmon magigi, i think this time round, YOU are sinking low ------->
Am paid in Kshs.
Njung'e
#7 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:22:42 AM
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@ProverB,
Laughing out loudly .Dude said he is going for the senatorship??...That surely would scare lots of Mr. Moneybags.Feels like another Bharti Airtel....Laughing out loudly
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Magigi
#8 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:23:23 AM
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...I would want to listen him on Capital Talk...When is Jeff hosting him? A new kid on the block...Who said development is feeding people and distributing money?
ProverB
#9 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:29:56 AM
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..i'm prone to quote him..

"Raundi this ni kufyam!! hawa wazae watashangaa!"

politics in Nairobi just got paradigm shifted!

M-siasa!.. still smiling at the beat down Reuben Ndolo.. waaaaaart? Teheheheeh! AwesomE..just awesom! Applause Applause Applause

I must reiterate.. Sonko lacks in "substance" so i wouldn't tout his horn.. but you just can't ignore..smile

Somewhere in Thika, One Kabogo is smiling!..now that Nairobi has one of his kind!Drool Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
ProverB
#10 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:35:06 AM
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Magigi wrote:
...I would want to listen him on Capital Talk...When is Jeff hosting him? A new kid on the block...Who said development is feeding people and distributing money?


How many people voted on the basis of his "developement record"..or manifesto..or clear structure in what he dreams th future of Makadara?

How many of his voters give a hoot about capital talk

Intellectual speak vs mps salary per ward on merry-go-round system

Mps salary wins hands down!

Crap! I'm moving to makadara!.. the kamu thug is a dissappointment!
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
conos
#11 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:37:45 AM
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anybody with an idea of how this kiswahili and english test for aspirants look like n how they are done??
mine is something like this...

interviewer:say ur names in english
aspirant:my names are bla bla bla
interviewer:sema majina yako kwa kiswahili
aspirant:majina yangu ni bla bla bla

Remarks:english-passed
kiswahili-passed

conclusion:fit to be an mpig.

how comes nobody fails Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
newfarer
#12 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:40:31 AM
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People!!! tell me of the 222 Mpigs,who is clean?

Who can be the first to throw stones at Sonko.

We have land grabbers , angloleasing thieves , goldernberg ,Kenren white elepants , CDF thieves, post election suspects, cow boy contractors, 'pharmacist', rogue lawyers who ponyoka with meek accident victims money etc.

Hon Sonko just outdid them.


Most of us talking just envy sonkos position , they wish they had Sonkos opportunity.Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Sonko well done.Applause Applause Applause Applause

You are just a reflection of our society.
punda amecheka
ProverB
#13 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:48:43 AM
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newfarer wrote:

Most of us talking just envy sonkos position , they wish they had Sonkos opportunity.Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Sonko well done.Applause Applause Applause Applause

You are just a reflection of our society.



Hear! Hear!
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
McReggae
#14 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:02:09 AM
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Did you listen to his victory speech???.....Lol, in sonko we have a real clown in parliament!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Njung'e
#15 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:32:11 AM
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@McDoba,
You don't need parliament to develop your constitution.smile

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
mlefu
#16 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:17:23 PM
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remember "the groly of the roda" nyef nyef
Elder
#17 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:36:37 PM
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One must not necessarily be able to speak good English and Swahili to be a good leader. In my view those who believe that one must speak good English and Swahili to be an MP are no more different to those who believe that one must have a lot of money.

BTW, sisemi that the Sonko dude is a good leader. I don't know much about him. The much I know lead me to believe he is a clown.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
Impunity
#18 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:37:14 PM
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And he want to be allowed inside the chambers with at least few of his "bring'bring"
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#19 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:51:27 PM
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Elder, so you agree the guy looks like a clown???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Elder
#20 Posted : Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:34:26 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Elder, so you agree the guy looks like a clown???


I totally agree with that. The dude looks like a clown from the way he talks right through the way he dresses to the way he carries himself.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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