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murenj
#1 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 8:43:04 AM
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Location: nairobi
kenyattanational hospital has admitted a 35 year old man from kangundo whose private parts were severed while he was in a drunken stupor.
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Monday, September 20, 2010 11:31:15 AM
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Location: Masada
Biachara ya nyeti ina noga...
Wow!!!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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murenj
#3 Posted : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 10:57:09 AM
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ati jamaa kalienda kulewa halafu....katuuu....
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PONDI
#4 Posted : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 11:53:17 AM
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i hope carjackers, muggers and 'mchele' merchants dont get ideas...
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Mwituria
#5 Posted : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:03:23 PM
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Posts: 17
Location: nairobi
Man, i think we should insure our "nyetis". Any insurance co. willing to insure mine?
Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight!!
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Impunity
#6 Posted : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:14:41 PM
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Mwituria wrote:
Man, i think we should insure our "nyetis". Any insurance co. willing to insure mine?


Any chance that you will be paid a better nyeti than the one which had just been nyofuad?
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Njung'e
#7 Posted : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 5:51:20 PM
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Location: Nairobi
No engineers in the house.Someone come up with "Nyetiguard"!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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simonkabz
#8 Posted : Tuesday, September 21, 2010 6:18:01 PM
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Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
An advert in Tz: "Unaweza pata nyeti kutoka Kenya...PAP! Nyeti PAP! Ipate haraka!"
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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thuks
#9 Posted : Wednesday, September 22, 2010 1:29:29 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
An advert in Tz: "Unaweza pata nyeti kutoka Kenya...PAP! Nyeti PAP! Ipate haraka!"

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
I care!
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My 2 cents
#10 Posted : Wednesday, September 22, 2010 12:12:55 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
An advert in Tz: "Unaweza pata nyeti kutoka Kenya...PAP! Nyeti PAP! Ipate haraka!"

Mpya ama second-hand?
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