'Men over 80 years in Western Kenya are still making babies, there are 20 births and one funeral. While young men in their twenties in Central Kenya have dead batteries – not even the helicopter battery can stir them up. You got one birth and 20 funerals'!
Observations by Naivasha MP on illicit brew consumption

...Now, this is very very serious and something has to be done. No wonder....

I think this is so true..... some women were out demonstrating that the men have become (to use your words) "dead batteries"..... Hakuna kazi!

In one village, they even closed down a nursery school coz there were no kids to take there..... Nadhani huko ni muranga kwa akina @eamathenge and @Waithaka (kana-ii....) Me thinks some sense needs to be whipped back to these guys.... its sad, seriously....

And surprisingly, the government is still worried of high rate of population growth..... kina okoth, wamalwa, abdi wanajaza dunia wakati kina mwangi and wamatumbi wamelala.

i totally agree with the figures.to me the loot cause can be blamed on unemployment and this mungiki thing.in central you are either working or purely on chang,aa.that why you will see some very young men waking up very early only to end up in a bar.again the folks who are working are very much glued to work that they dont even get time to relax thus making the batteries useless. no wonder Guka cannot even get time in Dec to relax due to work

lets not just restrict ourselves to Central....its a fact that too much of the brown bottle also weakens the batteries.....whats the use of batteries that cannot last 'long enough'? ABK

You wait for the next census. Too many yellow yellows headed to the western side... so you will find they are contributing the growth that side.... prob is, any offspring from that side, you dont carry it back.... those fellas will hunt you down like a roach so hiyo story ya kina mama doing 'magic' when the idiots are asleep wont work.... unless wamama wanaenda east side kwa akina magigi.....