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MENS PRIVATE PARTS ON SALE
segemia
#41 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:59:36 PM
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@ magigi
to quote you

"...Where can I sell mine. I do not need it. I feel I have overused it and it is time I rested. Any bids?"

and the results of the evaluation

"...Results of evaluation are out...waiting for the costing;
1. Length - 18 nches
2. Width 6 nches (Radius)
3. Balls - 1/4kg each
4. Cut
5. Very black in colour."

The results are fake and doctored. Of course this was expected.

If those of yours have been extensively overused as you said, then the more credible results are:

1. Length - 1.8 inches
2. Width 0.6 nches (Radius)
3. Balls - 1.4g each
4. Cut
5. Very black in colour."


These are consistent with the cat's....
Rahatupu
#42 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:10:04 PM
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Location: matano manne
@Magigi, quotes in US $ ama Kshs??

d'oh! Price guide:
Length US$ 5*18 per inch
Width: US$ 3*12 Shame on you (No it can't be wider than longer wewe unadangaya)
Balls: US$ 50 per kg*0.5
Colour: Black US$ 20, brown 15, white 10.....

Is it worth it?? Ama ume order replacement? Laughing out loudly
vinii
#43 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:18:44 PM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
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Magigi wrote:
@Segemea
...Results of evaluation are out...waiting for the costing;
1. Length - 18 nches
2. Width 6 nches (Radius)
3. Balls - 1/4kg each
4. Cut
5. Very black in colour.

...I want to give special preference to you. I will also put a discount the price. Its a deal!!!

@Kaigangio
...Hawesi kuwa...Changu ni chombo cha kasi...

@magigi, it seems you have started a new thread .....@kadonye will not be happy...
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
kenmac
#44 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 8:39:06 PM
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Posts: 1,793
looks like a metapmorphosis took place here.
......Ecclesiastes
Magigi
#45 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:16:51 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
@Segemea
...You are wrong...I am providing the right dimensions except that the printers inserted 'radius' instead of 'diameter'. This is the real thing. I have already got enough offers. Better hurry up!
@Rahatupu
...After 40 years of extensive and intensive usage, locally, nationally, regionally and internationally, I feel it is time to concentrate on other things. Hence the reason to dispose off.
@Vinii
...You have the right to choose what to read and not what to read. And I dont see any metarmohosis here...

Additional information
- It is turbocharged - The assessor refered to it as a DRILL.
- It lasts longer and longer and longer...
Intelligentsia
#46 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 10:38:23 AM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
@magigi ati 18 inches - I thinketh the ruler u used imevunjika at the 15th inch, the piece u used to measure starts at 15.1 inches
Robinhood
#47 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 10:41:27 AM
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Pray Pole Kadonye, Another metamorphosis
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Wodu Wakiri
#48 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:24:44 AM
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Joined: 8/13/2009
Posts: 62
Mine is also up for sale:
1.Dealer maintained (service history available)
2.One owner (leased to one lady owner occasionally)
3.Works like new
4.Some original parts missing (after a certain ritual)
5.Serious buyers only
6.No agent
For free viewing PM me.
smano
#49 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:56:41 AM
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Joined: 12/13/2006
Posts: 2,589
Nice one @Wodu...on Citizen 9pm news yesterday, they showed relatives who had gone to inspect their departed ones'bodies just to make sure everything was in order...

One of the relaz whose kin was a "victim" mentioned that the kin's scalp was missing, the eyes and also the "tools" (his words not mine)...he really took a while searching for an appropriate word and "tools" it was...for a moment I thought he'd go with "nini"
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
bluue
#50 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:21:19 PM
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Joined: 9/14/2010
Posts: 2
@wodu
please advice on the following:
1) mileage so far.
2) availability of service parts
3) the class of road.
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