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misdemeanour
#21 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:33:22 PM
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if shes pretty...shes mine smile
Am paid in Kshs.
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mukiha
#22 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:17:50 AM
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"If you find the music too loud, then you are too old"
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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smith01
#23 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 10:27:17 AM
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Seen on a Nyamira Bus
"Kamchinje kobe basi tuone!"
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Intelligentsia
#24 Posted : Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:00:25 AM
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mimi bado mdogo
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nostoppingthis
#25 Posted : Friday, September 17, 2010 10:32:13 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Mla chake hana aibu
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kivairu
#26 Posted : Friday, September 17, 2010 12:12:58 PM
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On an old ramshackle, weather beaten, junk in Kisumu city

"Love bandit"

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein.
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majimaji
#27 Posted : Saturday, September 18, 2010 11:06:01 PM
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On a coast mathree: ukitaka kukata kobe kichwa, yataka timing!. On an ancient truck: utamu wa lorry ni kupanda booti.
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Elder
#28 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 3:25:40 PM
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Mpenzi wrote:
@mjuaji - that mathree must have been previously used as a tour van with an open roof.


Kwani how many tourists know Swahili? And don't mention Kenyans as tourists as any tour firm exclusively targeting Kenyans would not last long before they fold and sell their tour vans to be used as mathree.....d'oh!
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Elder
#29 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 4:40:35 PM
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'Kumbe chips ni Waru'. That one is even older than Wazua.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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kadonye
#30 Posted : Sunday, September 19, 2010 5:24:33 PM
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'karao pia alipe gari'
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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