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brav
#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:01:21 PM
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There were some busses which used to ply nakuru nairobi the likes of:

Ngware -ini: there was one which had some phrases i've never understood what the phrase read: "Too Hot to handle, okuo ringi my friend "
other buses were Mbukinya,Lari Bus

there were some buses in nakuru called
"Kaba kuinuka", it took me over my whole childhood and my mid adulthood to know that its read
"kafa kuinoka" i felt dunder.

this one yuck:
on a kanyonya mafi - "Honey sucker".

I found these cool:
on a certain subaru impreza - subaru "impress her"
on another subaru - STImulation
on another mitsubishi - STI killer.
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mjuaji wa stocks
#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:10:49 PM
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smile @mpenzi.....la hasha.....

ilikua matatu ya kawaida.....wewe kwani umetoka wapi....

Then there was this....

Afadhali kuraruka nguo kuliko kuraruka akili..pap! smile

Mwanamke akiwa mang'aa....rudisha kwao.....

It is called the matatu culture....

lipa bila fujo ....hii kazi ni ngumu! smile

unasema gari yangu ni mzee....na huna hata baiskeli...smile
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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shenzitype
#13 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:48:23 PM
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Inside while squeezed between two marikti traders with bagfulls of kales, a tuk tuk on the Muthurwa-CBD route, "Karibu Member"
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Pierce
#14 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:11:53 PM
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On a honey sucker - 'Kumbe mavi ni pesa'

On one of these long distance trucks:-

'Masomo yakizidi gharama, tumia ujinga'
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MaichBlack
#15 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:06:15 PM
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Hague Siendi!

Saw it written on the back of a matatu today.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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leona
#16 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:52:02 PM
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mjuaji wa stocks wrote:
smile @mpenzi.....la hasha.....

ilikua matatu ya kawaida.....wewe kwani umetoka wapi....


@Mjuaji
It's true... mats written that were previously tour vans that have now been sold off to the matatu industry. But then again,kama mtu hajui the tour van story,its kinda funny..smile

Seen in mat:
''Unaringa na hata hujapimwa''

''Hata nikipimwa hakuna dawa''

''Kushuka ni stage, kupanda ni popote''
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 5:36:33 PM
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saw one in a 33 seater..."katika mahakama ya fisi, mbuzi hana sheria"
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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bwenyenye
#18 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:11:28 PM
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I read the back of one mat the other day

' Tukutane Hague kama kutaendwa' d'oh!

What insight into the Kenyan psyche !Applause
I Think Therefore I Am
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Alo
#19 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:21:50 PM
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wasee wrote:
On a pajero - Do not be cheated by this car, my treasure is in Heaven.



I Love this one.
"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her."
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Seeders
#20 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:31:53 PM
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'unajifanya migingo unganganiwe na nani?'
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