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wasee
#1 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 8:56:46 AM
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Do you remember those funny quotes that we all over matatus a few years ago. just remembered some and started laughing

- unajifanya ngombe ukamliwe na nani?
- For credit come tomorrow
- women are like matatu's you miss one you catch the next one
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conos
#2 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 10:54:19 AM
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Laughing out loudly in a bombolulu matatu 'SITOE VIATU'
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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#3 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 12:04:28 PM
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"Kupanda ni kila mahali,kushuka ni stage!"
"Nawa mikono,lakini bado wali huli"
Formally employed people often live their employers' dream & forget about their own.
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#4 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 1:31:59 PM
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Jino moja mswaki wa nini?Laughing out loudly
Lord, thank you!
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segemia
#5 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 2:39:33 PM
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"A WOMAN IS A COMMON MAIZE COMB FOR EVERY MAN WITH TEETH TO EAT"

"MLA KUKU ZA WATU MAGUU YAOLA KWAKE"
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#6 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 3:18:10 PM
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'If you miss the driver kiss the conductor'
'Utamu wa njugu ni kula moja moja'
'urefu hutoka kwa Mungu, Upana ni bidii yako'

on an old beat-up ramshackle of a 'Peugeot' of a car.. 'do not laugh, your daughter may be inside

Sticker at the back another very old peugeot.. the ones you look at and think.. that car is old.. "Mzee ni wewe"
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wasee
#7 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 3:51:58 PM
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On a pajero - Do not be cheated by this car, my treasure is in Heaven.
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#8 Posted : Monday, September 13, 2010 5:39:42 PM
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poundfoolish wrote:

Sticker at the back another very old peugeot.. the ones you look at and think.. that car is old.. "Mzee ni wewe"


Reminds me of a Doc from my home village who had an "ol' 403 Bijuti pick-up with a windscreen sun visor.On it were the words,"YOUNG FIVE"....and at the hatch door,"EVEN YOU!!" and so it went...."Hii gari si Young Five!"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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mjuaji wa stocks
#9 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1:55:08 PM
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In a ma 3 somewhere in the city .....

usisimame kwa kiti.

(unawzaje simama kwa matatu surely). Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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#10 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1:58:23 PM
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@mjuaji - that mathree must have been previously used as a tour van with an open roof.
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brav
#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:01:21 PM
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There were some busses which used to ply nakuru nairobi the likes of:

Ngware -ini: there was one which had some phrases i've never understood what the phrase read: "Too Hot to handle, okuo ringi my friend "
other buses were Mbukinya,Lari Bus

there were some buses in nakuru called
"Kaba kuinuka", it took me over my whole childhood and my mid adulthood to know that its read
"kafa kuinoka" i felt dunder.

this one yuck:
on a kanyonya mafi - "Honey sucker".

I found these cool:
on a certain subaru impreza - subaru "impress her"
on another subaru - STImulation
on another mitsubishi - STI killer.
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mjuaji wa stocks
#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:10:49 PM
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smile @mpenzi.....la hasha.....

ilikua matatu ya kawaida.....wewe kwani umetoka wapi....

Then there was this....

Afadhali kuraruka nguo kuliko kuraruka akili..pap! smile

Mwanamke akiwa mang'aa....rudisha kwao.....

It is called the matatu culture....

lipa bila fujo ....hii kazi ni ngumu! smile

unasema gari yangu ni mzee....na huna hata baiskeli...smile
God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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shenzitype
#13 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:48:23 PM
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Inside while squeezed between two marikti traders with bagfulls of kales, a tuk tuk on the Muthurwa-CBD route, "Karibu Member"
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Pierce
#14 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:11:53 PM
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On a honey sucker - 'Kumbe mavi ni pesa'

On one of these long distance trucks:-

'Masomo yakizidi gharama, tumia ujinga'
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MaichBlack
#15 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:06:15 PM
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Hague Siendi!

Saw it written on the back of a matatu today.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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leona
#16 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:52:02 PM
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mjuaji wa stocks wrote:
smile @mpenzi.....la hasha.....

ilikua matatu ya kawaida.....wewe kwani umetoka wapi....


@Mjuaji
It's true... mats written that were previously tour vans that have now been sold off to the matatu industry. But then again,kama mtu hajui the tour van story,its kinda funny..smile

Seen in mat:
''Unaringa na hata hujapimwa''

''Hata nikipimwa hakuna dawa''

''Kushuka ni stage, kupanda ni popote''
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 5:36:33 PM
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saw one in a 33 seater..."katika mahakama ya fisi, mbuzi hana sheria"
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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bwenyenye
#18 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:11:28 PM
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I read the back of one mat the other day

' Tukutane Hague kama kutaendwa' d'oh!

What insight into the Kenyan psyche !Applause
I Think Therefore I Am
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Alo
#19 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:21:50 PM
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wasee wrote:
On a pajero - Do not be cheated by this car, my treasure is in Heaven.



I Love this one.
"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her."
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#20 Posted : Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:31:53 PM
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'unajifanya migingo unganganiwe na nani?'
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