Do you remember those funny quotes that we all over matatus a few years ago. just remembered some and started laughing

- unajifanya ngombe ukamliwe na nani?
- For credit come tomorrow
- women are like matatu's you miss one you catch the next one

"Kupanda ni kila mahali,kushuka ni stage!"
"Nawa mikono,lakini bado wali huli"

On a pajero - Do not be cheated by this car, my treasure is in Heaven.

In a ma 3 somewhere in the city .....

usisimame kwa kiti.

(unawzaje simama kwa matatu surely).

There were some busses which used to ply nakuru nairobi the likes of:

Ngware -ini: there was one which had some phrases i've never understood what the phrase read: "Too Hot to handle, okuo ringi my friend "
other buses were Mbukinya,Lari Bus

there were some buses in nakuru called
"Kaba kuinuka", it took me over my whole childhood and my mid adulthood to know that its read
"kafa kuinoka" i felt dunder.

this one yuck:
on a kanyonya mafi - "Honey sucker".

I found these cool:
on a certain subaru impreza - subaru "impress her"
on another subaru - STImulation
on another mitsubishi - STI killer.

Inside while squeezed between two marikti traders with bagfulls of kales, a tuk tuk on the Muthurwa-CBD route, "Karibu Member"

Hague Siendi!

Saw it written on the back of a matatu today.

saw one in a 33 seater..."katika mahakama ya fisi, mbuzi hana sheria"

I Love this one.