Summary! + Viceroy
1.Guiness
People who take this beer are normally very bold. They are in most cases very decisive and strong in character. They drink their own cash. They never drink on other people's bill. They are past average earning Kenyans. They drink on selective days like weekends and some days of the week.
2.Tusker
If you are in this class...then you need to read this. People drinking this beer are in most cases older people of 40+ age bracket. They are people who have earned their money and invested or would want to invest. They have a habit of drinking any day...Monday to Monday for they have invested and are sure of their resources. They have families which are doing well and are certain of tomorrow.
However there is a brand of young people on this drink...They drink on a borrowed habit. They want to be seen to be mature...they act sure and comfotable. Yes tusker...Tusker makes us Equal . Tusker..Milele.
3.White Cap
This drink was initially meant for landlords. People who have invested heavily in real estate..are old and have nothing to do but wait for the end of the month to collect rent. They can drink from morning till evening yet are still sober.
However...it has become a drink of working class..who get bored after work and fear going home early to their nagging wives..thus a few for the road ain't a bad idea.
White Cap clients usually go home late.
4.Tusker Malt
Yes...this is a trend drink...taken by both sexes i.e. women have forced it to be unisex. Women who take it do because they admire the bottle..it looks harmless. The men who drink it do because they neither want to look like the old natured type like Tusker and White Cap lovers but rather appear trendy. They are normally the young, in all cases below 40.
It makes one feel good without looking drunk. Further to this any Tusker Malt drinker suffer from Beer Identity Crisis..Yes...they do not want to be associated with the old..i.e. Tusker..Strong drinks i.e. Guinness or go Back to Pilsner..
5.Pilsner
This is a drink taken by college going students. This is the only brand of beer they know. Mostly those who have just graduated from taking spirits. Most of those who take it will take one bottle for one hour...and in many cases this are people who love being bought beer. You will realise if you take a college student to accompany you for a drink...ataitisha pilsner...Beer Imara Kama Simba.
6.Smirnof-Red
Yes.. a drink for ladies who do not know much about wines...Most of them were good clients of Pilsner...I do not know much about it though.
7.Smirnof Black.
This one is a real one....I call it Panty Remover..ahahah...It is taken by women but again men who think they should not drink beer take it. It rocks a woman’s body both emotionally and sexually. When a woman wants a great sex night..then this is the choice.
I still insist...ladies who take this do not know much about wine......
8.Smirnof Vodka/Viceroy
People who take these drinks are very opinionated. They are no pushovers....They happen to be rude and have a bit of a don't care attitude..They take their drink with power...
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