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Pablo
#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:20:05 PM
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And we thought Christiano Ronaldo was stupid when he got a serrogate to give him a son (Christiano Ronaldo Jnr).

Looks like he is having the last laugh as no one cares what he does or who he is with after training.
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Magigi
#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:26:21 PM
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...and he was paying £1,200 ( Ksh 140,000) per chot. I wonder whether the first one was charged the same. Did the fella bargain?
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Abunuasi
#13 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:35:26 PM
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Waiting to see how this story develops.
Unlike woods, Rooney has said to hell with the wife and the family. She can leave if she wishes but hes not ready to take crapy sh... from her.
Guess he said Kama mbaya, mbaya.
To all men, Our Jogchos are like stomachs. When its hungry, even the roadside chips are so aromatic. Wait until you are full, you hate yourself for everything.
Similary, Jogchos will never have eneough! The more you give him, the more he wants. The more he samples, the more the samples he wants.
So, like Solomon said, its vanity of all vanities.
Be contented with your wife!!
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Njung'e
#14 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:53:11 PM
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@Abunuasi,
Nyef nyef!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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kadonye
#15 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:57:41 PM
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Abunwasi,

Hiyo ni wisdom nomaApplause
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Abunuasi
#16 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:57:51 PM
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@Njung'e
My ealier statement was meant for Men, and not every one with a Jogchos is a man.
Men respect themselves and their wives!!
No apologies if you dont fall in that category!
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wanyuru
#17 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 5:41:31 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...and he was paying £1,200 ( Ksh 140,000) per chot. I wonder whether the first one was charged the same. Did the fella bargain?

wee nawe kwani ulizoea ku bargain kila kituLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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FundamentAli
#18 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:10:57 PM
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We have to look at the circumstances surrounding this healthy young man. 24, with a function pine tree. Wife is pregnant, maybe wife is even troubled by pregnancy. Our dear Rooney so used to his daily dish cannot get it. He decides that a man has to do what a man has to do. He ventures out.

There are many men out there who have lots of problem when wife is pregnant or after the couple gets a kid. This is the time most of them venture out. Infact, some men do not allow their wives to sleep out even if it is the kid who is sick. They need their wives there. I wish we could get some confessions.
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Njung'e
#19 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:25:13 PM
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Abunuasi wrote:
@Njung'e
My ealier statement was meant for Men, and not every one with a Jogchos is a man.
Men respect themselves and their wives!!
No apologies if you dont fall in that category!


Aiihh....Drool Tell that to RooneyLaughing out loudly or Terrible....or Clinton....or ehehehe!.Tupa mawe if you have never!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Intelligentsia
#20 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:41:07 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...and he was paying £1,200 ( Ksh 140,000) per chot.



Possible breakdown of total cost:(KShs equiv)Liar

Actual Chot/ku change oil: 10,000/=
Kupiga nduru (sosa/kidogo so as nt to attract pips)
20,000/=
Hush money to pimp 100,000/=
Transport/CDs 9,000/=
Catering Levy trustees 1% 1,000/=
Total 140,000/=
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