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Wayne Rooney, the prostitute...
Magigi
#1 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 1:38:58 PM
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...what's wrong with men? why is it that a side dish is always welcome and that they would go to great lengths to ensure that they get it. It has been revealed that Rooney did have a sexual stint with a prostitute. Did he know what this would do to his career?. I think he did.

LESSON TO US MEN: When that dick shoots up in the office or elsewhere and not in your bedroom, think twice. It is spelling disaster on your life. Other than continue peeping at that scantily dressed workmate of yours who is intentionally baring it all (@Aemathenge take note..) just take a walk.

Anyway I am waiting to see how the match between England and Switzerland will proceed. Rooney, the prostitute will play...it has been confirmed.
Wendz
#2 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 2:46:37 PM
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@magigi

hahahahahahahahahahahaha - coat of many colors! http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...aspx?g=posts&t=6279

Or what was that about?
jyo
#3 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 2:59:33 PM
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Those that have not sinned throw the first stone.
Your work will form a large part of your life the only way to be trully satisfied is to love what you do.
Wa_ithaka
#4 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:08:15 PM
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Magigi-umeokoka?
Ama you were one of the few jamaas at KICC the other day looking for a miracle husband.
Apparently Wayne Rooney's pinetree really bothered him and he had to do a very fast landing
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
Magigi
#5 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:24:50 PM
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@Wendz
...You see, I was wondering why men cant use their heads when it comes to these matters... If you cant cheat effectively, then the best you can do is to run when the opportunity for cheating presents itself.
...Unfortunately Rooney ignored my 7 habits of cheating successfully and now you see what has befallen him.

@Wa_ithaka
...Maybe the guy should be excused. Not even the rigorous exercises Ferguson made him go through when his wife was expecatnt could take his mind off her airport and he just had to look for an alternative...and he thought to himself,'if i get the ugliest of the ugliest prostitute, I will not be caught. little did he know that an airport is an airport, whether tarmaked or not, whether small or big etc...Poor Rooney
kizee
#6 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:27:32 PM
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jyo wrote:
Those that have not sinned throw the first stone.



enuf said
Cardinal
#7 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:53:49 PM
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Wayne Rooney - The higher you are the greater the fall

We men should be very careful.Great men have being brought down by women.

The solution is to resist.
McReggae
#8 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:02:18 PM
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Basically footballers are you and me and all your mates, except they happen to be good at football. Being good at football does not make you a better human being. They're exactly the same as us, only with access to untold riches and the lifestyle associated with that. It would be nice if they were better role models for the kids etc, but the fact of the matter is this just isn't going to happen. The problem is not that footballers aren't perfect, it's that some people expect them to be.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mwenza
#9 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:05:22 PM
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Is it possible that more than 95% of Wazuans have at a certain time 't' landed their planes at the wrong airports? And could the converse be also true..........Airports allowing landing of the wrong/unapproved planes?
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
Intelligentsia
#10 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:08:06 PM
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I hope those kenyan ladies always looking for a white man, in the belief that 'white men show more love and don't cheat like the africa man' are following reading & this story.
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