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Wayne Rooney, the prostitute...
Magigi
#1 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 1:38:58 PM
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...what's wrong with men? why is it that a side dish is always welcome and that they would go to great lengths to ensure that they get it. It has been revealed that Rooney did have a sexual stint with a prostitute. Did he know what this would do to his career?. I think he did.

LESSON TO US MEN: When that dick shoots up in the office or elsewhere and not in your bedroom, think twice. It is spelling disaster on your life. Other than continue peeping at that scantily dressed workmate of yours who is intentionally baring it all (@Aemathenge take note..) just take a walk.

Anyway I am waiting to see how the match between England and Switzerland will proceed. Rooney, the prostitute will play...it has been confirmed.
Wendz
#2 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 2:46:37 PM
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@magigi

hahahahahahahahahahahaha - coat of many colors! http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...aspx?g=posts&t=6279

Or what was that about?
jyo
#3 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 2:59:33 PM
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Those that have not sinned throw the first stone.
Your work will form a large part of your life the only way to be trully satisfied is to love what you do.
Wa_ithaka
#4 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:08:15 PM
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Magigi-umeokoka?
Ama you were one of the few jamaas at KICC the other day looking for a miracle husband.
Apparently Wayne Rooney's pinetree really bothered him and he had to do a very fast landing
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
Magigi
#5 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:24:50 PM
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@Wendz
...You see, I was wondering why men cant use their heads when it comes to these matters... If you cant cheat effectively, then the best you can do is to run when the opportunity for cheating presents itself.
...Unfortunately Rooney ignored my 7 habits of cheating successfully and now you see what has befallen him.

@Wa_ithaka
...Maybe the guy should be excused. Not even the rigorous exercises Ferguson made him go through when his wife was expecatnt could take his mind off her airport and he just had to look for an alternative...and he thought to himself,'if i get the ugliest of the ugliest prostitute, I will not be caught. little did he know that an airport is an airport, whether tarmaked or not, whether small or big etc...Poor Rooney
kizee
#6 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:27:32 PM
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jyo wrote:
Those that have not sinned throw the first stone.



enuf said
Cardinal
#7 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 3:53:49 PM
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Wayne Rooney - The higher you are the greater the fall

We men should be very careful.Great men have being brought down by women.

The solution is to resist.
McReggae
#8 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:02:18 PM
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Basically footballers are you and me and all your mates, except they happen to be good at football. Being good at football does not make you a better human being. They're exactly the same as us, only with access to untold riches and the lifestyle associated with that. It would be nice if they were better role models for the kids etc, but the fact of the matter is this just isn't going to happen. The problem is not that footballers aren't perfect, it's that some people expect them to be.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
mwenza
#9 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:05:22 PM
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Is it possible that more than 95% of Wazuans have at a certain time 't' landed their planes at the wrong airports? And could the converse be also true..........Airports allowing landing of the wrong/unapproved planes?
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Intelligentsia
#10 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:08:06 PM
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I hope those kenyan ladies always looking for a white man, in the belief that 'white men show more love and don't cheat like the africa man' are following reading & this story.
Pablo
#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:20:05 PM
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And we thought Christiano Ronaldo was stupid when he got a serrogate to give him a son (Christiano Ronaldo Jnr).

Looks like he is having the last laugh as no one cares what he does or who he is with after training.
Magigi
#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:26:21 PM
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...and he was paying £1,200 ( Ksh 140,000) per chot. I wonder whether the first one was charged the same. Did the fella bargain?
Abunuasi
#13 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:35:26 PM
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Waiting to see how this story develops.
Unlike woods, Rooney has said to hell with the wife and the family. She can leave if she wishes but hes not ready to take crapy sh... from her.
Guess he said Kama mbaya, mbaya.
To all men, Our Jogchos are like stomachs. When its hungry, even the roadside chips are so aromatic. Wait until you are full, you hate yourself for everything.
Similary, Jogchos will never have eneough! The more you give him, the more he wants. The more he samples, the more the samples he wants.
So, like Solomon said, its vanity of all vanities.
Be contented with your wife!!
Njung'e
#14 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:53:11 PM
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@Abunuasi,
Nyef nyef!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
kadonye
#15 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:57:41 PM
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Abunwasi,

Hiyo ni wisdom nomaApplause
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Abunuasi
#16 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 4:57:51 PM
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@Njung'e
My ealier statement was meant for Men, and not every one with a Jogchos is a man.
Men respect themselves and their wives!!
No apologies if you dont fall in that category!
wanyuru
#17 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 5:41:31 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...and he was paying £1,200 ( Ksh 140,000) per chot. I wonder whether the first one was charged the same. Did the fella bargain?

wee nawe kwani ulizoea ku bargain kila kituLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
FundamentAli
#18 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:10:57 PM
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We have to look at the circumstances surrounding this healthy young man. 24, with a function pine tree. Wife is pregnant, maybe wife is even troubled by pregnancy. Our dear Rooney so used to his daily dish cannot get it. He decides that a man has to do what a man has to do. He ventures out.

There are many men out there who have lots of problem when wife is pregnant or after the couple gets a kid. This is the time most of them venture out. Infact, some men do not allow their wives to sleep out even if it is the kid who is sick. They need their wives there. I wish we could get some confessions.
Njung'e
#19 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:25:13 PM
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Abunuasi wrote:
@Njung'e
My ealier statement was meant for Men, and not every one with a Jogchos is a man.
Men respect themselves and their wives!!
No apologies if you dont fall in that category!


Aiihh....Drool Tell that to RooneyLaughing out loudly or Terrible....or Clinton....or ehehehe!.Tupa mawe if you have never!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Intelligentsia
#20 Posted : Tuesday, September 07, 2010 6:41:07 PM
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Magigi wrote:
...and he was paying £1,200 ( Ksh 140,000) per chot.



Possible breakdown of total cost:(KShs equiv)Liar

Actual Chot/ku change oil: 10,000/=
Kupiga nduru (sosa/kidogo so as nt to attract pips)
20,000/=
Hush money to pimp 100,000/=
Transport/CDs 9,000/=
Catering Levy trustees 1% 1,000/=
Total 140,000/=
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